so funny ... nice one Salmaaaaaaaaaaaan !! On Mon, Apr 20, 2009 at 12:22 PM, Salman Tanwir <[email protected]>wrote:
> > > ---------- Forwarded message ---------- > From: Dominic Carvalho <[email protected]> > Date: Mon, Apr 20, 2009 at 8:08 AM > Subject: Egyptian Interview > To: > > > > *An Egyptian Interview* > *Reporter**: Hi** > Egyptian**: Hello > ** > Reporter**: Do u speak English** > Egyptian**: **B**erfect > ** > Reporter**: Do u mind if I interview u** > Egyptian**: No, I don't have a mind > ** > Reporter**: What's your name?** > Egyptian**: Taha > ** > Reporter**: Sex?** > Taha**: I love it > ** > Reporter**: oh no, I meant male or female?** > Taha** (yelling): what do u sink? > ** > Reporter**: it's just for the sake of the report. Never mind...male. ...** > Taha**: No.. I like female* > > > * > Reporte r**: How do u find life here in Egypt ?** > Taha**: Egybt..Very nice cantry..nice wezar..nice food..byramidz > ** > Reporter** : Oh well..beside the weather and the pyramids..what else do u > like in ur country?** > Taha**: Byramids, nice wezar, nice food > ** > Reporter**: DO YOU WORK?** > Taha**: Yas, when I am not buzy.. > ** > Reporter**: What do u think about the traffic problem in Egypt ? ** > Taha** : Very big broblem..very much cars..u see?..but za guvurment is > trying to make it bettar..zey did za circle street and za mehwar street..and > zey make all streets one way so if u go..u cant come back!!! > ** > Reporter**: What about the economic problems in Egypt ?** > Taha**: I do not undurztand what u say > ** > Reporter**: I mean..how do u deal with money problems in egypt ?** > Taha** : Egypt very rich cantry...we have alot of cotton..alot of > water..and we have byramidz > ** > Reporter**: So do u make a lot of money?** > Taha** : No no.. it is not legal to make money..one frend I know make > money at home..and he go to brizon..if u make money at home.. you will go to > brizon > ** > Reporter** : let me rephrase..since Egypt is a rich country.. do u have a > lot of money?** > Taha**: me? ...Not a lot…..but I eat and drink Alhamdulelah? > ** > Reporter**: Then where does all the money go?** > Taha**: Guvurment > ** > Reporter**: And what does the government do with the money?** > Taha** : Zey Build circle street, mehwar street and make all streets one > way > ** > Reporter**: well , Ok...Do u vote?** > Taha**: What duz zat mean? > ** > Reporter**: Do u choose your president** > Taha**: Who, Mubarak? > ** > Reporter**: yes** > Taha** (nervously) : I didn't give my voice..But if I was. I will give him > my voice > ** > Reporter**: Why him?** > Taha** : Because he was an airoplane in za war..he waz za leadar airoplane > ** > Reporter**: But there r no wars right now** > Taha** : But if we have war..u see?...we know we will have a very good > airoplane in it > ** > Reporter**: what about the last 26 years?** > Taha**: I got marry..and have Ahmed an d Amira..and……….* > *Reporter**: No, I meant Mubarak.* > *Taha**: He also marry… and have…* > * > Reporter **(interrupting) :** No, I meant what did Mubarak do for Egypt in > the last 26 years** > Taha**: He build circle street, mehwar street and make all streets one way > ** > Reporter**: Thank you very much for ur time Mr. Taha** > Taha**: No broblem, only 10 bounds > ** > Reporter**: I never said i will pay u for this** > Taha** : ok ok…. Zanks a lot.* > > > > > > > > > -- > The West won the world not by the superiority of its ideas or values or > religion but rather by its superiority in applying organized violence. > Westerners often forget this fact, non-Westerners never do. - Samuel P. > Huntington > > > > -- Best Regards; Adib Abu Alrob Software Engineer --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "nas_sokkar" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/nas_sokkar?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
