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Oh Teddie, this is sooooooo
bad. Candy
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Sent: Wednesday, August 08, 2001 10:09
AM
Subject: [Native_American] Mustard
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SUBJECT: Mustard??
If you have children you will
probably relate to this father.
As ham sandwiches go, it was
perfection. A thick slab of ham, a fresh bun,
crisp lettuce and plenty of
expensive, light brown, gourmet mustard.
The corners of my jaw
aching in anticipation, I carried it to the picnic
table in our back yard,
picked it up with both hands, but was stopped by my
wife suddenly at my
side. "Hold Johnny [our six week old son) while I get my
sandwich," she
said.
I had him balanced between my left elbow and shoulder and
was reaching for
the ham sandwich when I noticed a streak of mustard on my
fingers. I love
mustard. I had no napkin. I licked
it off. It was not mustard. No man
ever put a baby down
faster. It was the first and only time I have sprinted
with my tongue
protruding.
With a washcloth in each hand I did the sort of
routine shoeshine boys do,
only I did it on my
tongue.
Later (after she stopped crying from laughing so
hard) my wife said, "Now
you know why they call that
mustard "Poupon."
[When you stop laughing, pass it
on!]
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