Kay, that is really funny.
teddie.............
>From: Kay <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
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>Subject: [Native_American] OT--Women!
>Date: Tue, 25 Sep 2001 09:19:05 EDT
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>HAZARDOUS MATERIALS INFORMATION SHEET=======================================
>MATERIALS SAFETY DATA SHEET:
>WOMEN -
>A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS ELEMENT: Women
>SYMBOL: Wo
>DISCOVERER: Adam
>ATOMIC MASS: Accepted at 53.6kg, but known to vary from 40-200kg
>OCCURRENCES: Copious quantities in all urban areas
>PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
>1. Surface usually covered in painted film.
>2. Boils at nothing; freezes without known reason.
>3. Melts if given special treatment.
>4. Bitter if incorrectly used.
>5. Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore.
>6. Yields if pressure applied in correct places.
>CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
>1. Has great affinity for gold, silver, and a range of precious stones.
>2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
>3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no knownreason.
>4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly by saturation
>inalcohol.
>5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
>COMMON USES:
>1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
>2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.
>3. Very effective cleaning agent.
>TESTS:
>1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state.
>2. Turns green when placed beside another specimen.
>HAZARDS:
>1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
>2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintainedat
>different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with
>each other.
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