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ROBERT X. CRINGELY                              http://www.infoworld.com
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Monday, November 22, 2004

PEOPLESOFT SEEKS RELIEF, MICROSOFT NAILS THIEF

By Robert X. Cringely(R)

Posted November 19, 2004 3:00 PM Pacific Time

I've spent the past week playing with MSN's new beta search engine.
Unfortunately, Redmond fixed the bug that displayed Google.com as the
first hit when searching for the phrase "more evil than Satan." But I
noticed the default location setting is Cupertino, Calif. Do you think
Microsoft's planning a play for Apple?

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The PeopleSoft Have Spoken: PeopleSoft's Board aggressively rejected
Oracle's takeover offer, accompanied by a series of hand gestures unfit
for family viewing. Shareholders had until Nov. 19 to decide whether to
join Larry's extended family. Rumor has it if the P-Soft deal falls
through, Mr. E. may buy a pro football team. I'm not sure he'll like
that -- in the NFL, they penalize you for unnecessary roughness.

Or You Can Buy Both for $12: Microsoft can breathe easier now that the
feds have arrested a scofflaw who sold an undercover agent Windows 2000
source code for $20. According to SecurityFocus, the perp says he
offered the code for sale as a joke, because it was available for free
on p-to-p networks. He also claims the same agent paid $15 for the
equally titillating Paris Hilton video, leading to the obvious question
-- Which item was more overpriced?

Power of the Press: Within minutes of reading here about Microsoft's
failure to make good on its promise to boost Hotmail storage, four
readers say their free accounts magically blossomed from 2MB to 250MB.
Microsoft is mine, I tell you -- mine! Within a few weeks, Bill Gates
will be detailing my car.

A Bad Case of Ringworm: According to The Register, a gas station
attendant in Turkey lost his cell phone, so he called the number -- and
heard his dog's stomach ringing. He has since recovered the phone, but
apparently the reception is now really ... shoddy.

Dear [Valued Customer]: A Cringester says he received a marketing e-mail
from Dell that addressed him by a part of his anatomy. Dell can't
account for how this could have happened, though it's possible a
"friend" signed him up as a prank. I can't repeat what body part was
used, but it's not a place you'd want to store your cell phone.

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