* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Water Cooler Wit Daily - December 1, 2004 Fun Office Humor & Tales From The Cube Farm. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
----------------------------SPONSOR----------------------------- ** Get a FREE ISSUE When You Try "Home Cooking" Magazine! ** - VISIT http://ed.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=drg23 - SATISFYING RECIPES you can make quickly and easily! - Shorter list of QUALITY INGREDIENTS! - Ingredients that are AVAILABLE LOCALLY! CLICK HERE: <A href=" http://ed.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=drg23 ">Click Here</a> ---------------------------------------------------------------- Here's A Fun Way To Waste Time at Work: Be Governor Schwarzenegger Arnold Schwarzenegger has been a body-builder, and actor and is now governor of California. Here's a funny list of things he might hear on a regular basis while serving in his current political position. You're sure to laugh at this list! Pass it along to your favorite Arnold fan for even more laughs. <A href=" http://ed.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=mfp108 ">Click Here</a> : : : : : : : : : : EDITOR'S NOTE : : : : : : : : : : Free Spyware and Adware Scan - Download Now Detect and remove all dangerous Spyware and Adware from your PC with SpyBlocs 3.0. Protect yourself against identity theft today. Free download. <A href=" http://ed.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=ndy1 ">Click Here</a> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : Stockbroker Goodman was a moderately successful stockbroker who dreamed of making the big money someday. He took his friend out for a drive, and he chose the route carefully in order to impress on him the possibilities of the brokerage business. "Look at that yacht," he said as they drove slowly past a marina. "That belongs to the senior partner at Merrill Lynch. The head of Goldman, Sachs, owns that one over there. And look at that huge yacht out there. That's the pride and joy of the top seller at Prudential-Bache." His friend was silent. Goodman turned to look at him and saw a pained look on his face. "What's the matter?" Goodman asked. "I was just wondering," his friend said. "Aren't there any customers' yachts?" ----------------------------SPONSOR----------------------------- Tide(r) With A Touch Of Downy Sample New Tide with a touch of Downy is an entirely new and innovative laundry detergent that irresistibly combines the Tide(r) clean you expect with a touch of Downy softness and freshness. Click below to get your special incentive to try new Tide(r) with a touch of Downy. Enjoy! <A href=" http://ed.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=myf933 ">Click Here</a> ---------------------------------------------------------------- SHARE YOUR OFFICE HUMOR! If you have a favorite office "funny" you'd like to share, submit it! Maybe you'll see your favorite in a future newsletter! <A href=" http://ed.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=myf459 ">Click Here</a> Keep 'em laughing at the office, Susan Derby Water Cooler Editor www.B2BFreeResources.com * * * . . . . . . GENERAL INSTRUCTIONS. . . . . . . . . 1) Manage All Your E-mail Subscriptions Here (Add, Remove, Change): http://www.popularliving.com/j/cp/[EMAIL PROTECTED] 2) Free E-Greetings & Postcards: http://ed.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=myf839 3) Free Personalized E-mail: http://ed.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=myf840 4) Our Hottest Offers, Updated Weekly: http://bd.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=amptb082604044 5) You Are Subscribed As: [EMAIL PROTECTED] 6) About Us: Newsletter published by Ampere Media LLC, 3400 Dundee Road, Northbrook, IL 60062. 7) Got A Web Site? Want To Make Money? Visit: http://ed.myfree.com/r/r.php?src=myf520 -------------------------------------------------------- HOW TO ADVERTISE -------------------------------------------------------- For information on advertising in e-mail newsletters or other advertising opportunities with MyFree.com, visit our online media kit at: <a href=" http://www.amperemedia.com ">Click Here!</a> -------------------------------------------------------- Copyright 2004 - Ampere Media LLC, All Rights reserved. MyFree.com & B2BFreeResources.com are web properties of Ampere Media LLC. *mf wcw 120104 [EMAIL PROTECTED] mf*
