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MIKE HOLDS FATE OF  GUY KIN'S CUSHY JOB: 
http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/36352.htm
 By DAVID SEIFMAN
 Guy Velella's son-in-law quietly holds a plum, $127,000-a-year job in city 
government � and Mayor Bloomberg now has to decide if he'll keep it.

TRAGIC KIDS PLEA FOR DOG'S RETURN: 
http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/36337.htm
 By DAN KADISON
 A young brother and sister were hoping for a holiday miracle yesterday after 
losing their beloved little dog � a gift their dad gave them just four days 
before he died from inoperable brain cancer.

L.I. TEENS  NAILED IN  'BOB ROB: 
http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/36345.htm
 By LORENA MONGELLI         and ANDY GELLER
 They were caught with their SquarePants down.     As part of a rapidly 
inflating crime spree, two teens were nabbed trying to steal a SpongeBob 
SquarePants balloon from the roof of a Long Island Burger King, cops said 
yesterday.

N.J. HAS 'PUREST'  STREET HEROIN: 
http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/36341.htm
 For the second straight year, New Jersey has the dubious distinction of 
peddling the nation's purest heroin.

SHEA WHAT?  RANDI 'TIX'  IT TO MIKE: 
http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/36357.htm
 By DAVID ANDREATTA
 Teachers-union president Randi Weingarten has a holiday present for Mayor 
Bloomberg � a New York Mets ticket in the nosebleed section at Shea Stadium.

LOVERS' QUARREL  ENDS IN MURDER: 
http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/36361.htm
 By C.J. SULLIVAN,         JAMIE SCHRAM and         BRIDGET HARRISON
 A promising young man's argument with his girlfriend ended tragically on a 
Queens street yesterday when he was stabbed to death by five thugs who may have 
been rushing to her defense, cops said.

H'WOOD HAWKS: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/36342.htm
 By TATIANA DELIGIANNAKIS and         ALEX GINSBERG
 The Belgian filmmaker who first made famous Pale Male and Lola � two 
red-tailed hawks booted from atop a swanky city building last week � joined 
hundreds of protesters yesterday in demanding that the birds be allowed back 
home to roost.

OOPS! SNAKE SENT  BY EXPRESSS MAIL: 
http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/36349.htm
                 Sheila Himmerick just wanted her DVD player fixed � but she 
mistakenly sent her son's pet snake on a wild ride halfway across the country 
inside a box containing the equipment.

STADIUM TRESPASSER LOOKS FOR YUKKY BREAK: 
http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/36356.htm
 By ALEX GINSBERG
 Major league clown John McCarthy, who ran around the Shea Stadium outfield in 
May with a Howard Stern sign, wants to trade the searchlight for the spotlight 
and become a real comedian.

MYSTERY IN 5-CAR  PILEUP ON FDR: 
http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/36367.htm
                 Police are investigating whether a five-vehicle accident on 
the FDR Drive last night was caused by an object thrown off an overpass.

LORD OF THE RING: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/36339.htm
 By ALEX GINSBERG
 A Seattle couple celebrating their 10th anniversary in the city had nothing 
but praise for New York's Finest yesterday after two cops fished the pair's 
$1,200 platinum wedding band out of a Midtown subway grating yesterday.

SCHUMER  'RETURNS' FIRE  AT RETAILERS: 
http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/36343.htm
 By MATT SWEENEY    and LEONARD GREENE
         Sen. Charles Schumer yesterday criticized retail grinches who are 
stealing Christmas by blacklisting customers who return too many gifts.

PELOSI  TRIAL  SHOCK: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/36363.htm
 By KIERAN CROWLEY,        SELIM ALGAR    and CYNTHIA R. FAGEN
 A mysterious bleached blonde threw the Danny Pelosi trial into turmoil 
yesterday after she clasped her hands as if in prayer and mouthed the words, 
"Not guilty, not guilty" to startled jurors.

STATE'S SLAY RATE PLUNGES: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/36350.htm
              ALBANY � Not only is the city murder rate down this year, the 
entire state has seen a sharp decline, according to figures released over the 
weekend.

JIMMY  WIFE IS  FED UP: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/36354.htm
 By DAREH GREGORIAN
 The wife of embattled restaurateur Jimmy Rodriguez says he cheated on her, 
lied to her and even hit her with his car � but he finally went too far when he 
fathered a child with his mistress, a star on the show "E.R."

BX. MAN BUSTED  IN KID'S SHOOTING: 
http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/36338.htm
              A Bronx man whose stray gunfire hit a 4-year-old girl earlier 
this month was nabbed by police over the weekend � with a loaded gun in his 
vehicle, cops said yesterday.

9/11 GIRL WILL STARE TERROR IN FACE: 
http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/36372.htm
 By BILL HOFFMANN
 The gutsy daughter of a Manhattan firefighter who died in the 9/11 attacks has 
gone to Israel to see firsthand how people face the daily threat of terrorism.

CRASH  KILLS  EX-COP: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/36358.htm
 By MICHAEL WHITE,        LARRY CELONA      and ANDY GELLER
  A young mom whose license had been revoked for speeding and who was driving 
on the wrong side of a Long Island parkway killed a retired NYPD detective in a 
fiery head-on collision yesterday, cops said.

BIRTHDAY TEEN FATALLY STABBED IN BRONX: 
http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/36368.htm
 By MATTHEW SWEENEY   and PERRY CHIARAMONTE
 A Bronx teen on his way to a party was stabbed to death on his 18th birthday 
early yesterday, police said.

'COUNTERFEIT' CUPCAKES: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/36373.htm
 By DAREH GREGORIAN
 EXCLUSIVE     Owners of a Manhattan bakery say that when it comes to rip-offs, 
Cremalita takes the cake � literally.

LAMENT OF OLD-TIME BROTHEL KEEPER: 
http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/36340.htm
                    After the Dec. 2 bust of alleged East Side madam Jenny 
Paulino, The Post asked a now-retired Manhattan madam to talk about the current 
state of the world's oldest profession. Here is her disturbing take on the 
industry:

'MADAM' PROWLS  EAST SIDE: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/36351.htm
 By MATTHEW SWEENEY
 Manhattan's alleged millionaire madam pleaded poverty in court last week � but 
that didn't stop her from popping in and out of some of New York's priciest 
shops yesterday.

'SEX' &  VIOLINS  AT POPS: http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/36333.htm
 By CARL CAMPANILE
  EXCLUSIVE       An accomplished violinist is playing a sordid tune about the 
New York Pops orchestra � claiming her hiring depended on whether she performed 
sex with the concert master.

National News: http://web1.nypost.com/news/news.htm

EMOTIONAL TRAUMA'S PHYSICAL TOLL: 
http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/36331.htm
                    WASHINGTON � Traumatic experiences over a lifetime can 
carry a physical toll in old age, researchers reported yesterday.

SEN. JOE  TOUTED AS  NEW CZAR: http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/36335.htm
 By IAN BISHOP
 WASHINGTON � President Bush yesterday was urged to consider a candidate for 
Homeland Security chief who could easily be confirmed � Sen. Joe Lieberman.

KERIK  WAS A  SHOO-IN: http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/36365.htm
 By IAN BISHOP  and    DAN MANGAN
 Senate Democrats weren't planning to quash the appointment of Bernard Kerik to 
the top spot at Homeland Security � they were saving their fight for Bush 
nominations to the Supreme Court, knowledgeable sources said yesterday.

GAL'S SUIT MAY  'RACK' UP $2M: http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/36355.htm
 A young woman who flaunted her breasts while doing calisthenics for a "Girls 
Gone Wild" shoot is hopping mad that her buxom bosoms actually appear on the 
tape � and on the video's cover.

RUTGERS  CLAIMS RX  KILLS HIV: http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/36375.htm
              Researchers at Rutgers University in Piscataway, N.J., have 
developed a trio of drugs they believe can destroy HIV, the virus that causes 
AIDS, according to a medical journal report.

DEM INAUGURAL  TIX GO BEGGING: http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/36371.htm
 By DEBORAH ORIN
 WASHINGTON � As Republicans clamor for tickets to go to President Bush's Jan. 
20 inaugural, Democratic lawmakers from New York � which voted for loser John 
Kerry � said they can't give their share of allotted tickets away.

STEROID CLASS FOR HS COACHES: http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/36369.htm
 By RICH CALDER
          Public high-school coaches citywide will be taught how to prevent 
their players from following the leads of Jason Giambi and other top athletes 
linked to steroids.

'OCEAN'S TWELVE'  VERY $EEWORTHY: 
http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/36336.htm
 By NEIL GRAVES
          America's filmgoers this weekend asked themselves: Why test something 
new when you have sequels to savor?

NASA CHIEF  IS TAKING OFF: http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/36360.htm
 WASHINGTON � The nation's top space bureaucrat is resigning, an official 
familiar with the decision said yesterday.

WWII VET  IN TUNEFUL  TRIBUTE  TO TROOPS: 
http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/36348.htm
 By COELI CARR
 An 80-year-old singer and World War II veteran wanted our country to have a 
patriotic song to rally the troops fighting the war against terrorism.

World News: http://web1.nypost.com/news/news.htm

CITY, FED PROBES  EYE PARDONGATE  BILLIONAIRE AS A  'MAJOR PLAYER' IN  SADDAM'S 
SCAM: http://www.nypost.com/news/worldnews/36359.htm
 By NILES LATHEM
 POST WORLD EXCLUSIVEWASHINGTON � Billionaire Marc Rich has emerged as a 
central figure in the U.N. oil-for-food scandal and is under investigation for 
brokering deals in which scores of international politicians and businessmen 
cashed in on sweetheart oil deals with Saddam Hussein, The Post has learned.

SANCTIONS-BUSTING SCOFFLAW A LIFELONG DIRTY DEALER: 
http://www.nypost.com/news/worldnews/36353.htm
 By NILES LATHEM
          WASHINGTON � When Saddam Hussein launched his sinister campaign to 
woo international support through sweetheart oil deals under the U.N. 
oil-for-food program, there was no better-qualified fixer to rig the system 
than Marc Rich.

RUTGERS  CLAIMS RX  KILLS HIV: http://www.nypost.com/news/worldnews/36347.htm
              Researchers at Rutgers University in Piscataway, N.J., have 
developed a trio of drugs they believe can destroy HIV, the virus that causes 
AIDS, according to a medical journal report.

SNEAK ATTACK: http://www.nypost.com/news/worldnews/36370.htm
 By URI DAN    and NEIL GRAVES
 Hopes for a smooth transitional peace following the death of Yasser Arafat 
were dashed yesterday as Palestinian terrorists blew up an Israeli army outpost 
on the Gaza-Egypt border, killing at least five Israeli troops.

PHILIPPINES BLAST KILLS AT LEAST 15: 
http://www.nypost.com/news/worldnews/36346.htm
 MANILA, Philippines � A bomb exploded in a market packed with Christmas 
shoppers yesterday, killing at least 15 people .

VIKTOR HAILS UPHEAVAL: http://www.nypost.com/news/worldnews/36330.htm
                 VIENNA � Ukrainian opposition leader Viktor Yushchenko, 
speaking after doctors said he was poisoned with dioxin, yesterday likened his 
country's upheaval over a rigged election to the fall of Soviet rule or the 
Berlin wall.

10 GIS DIE IN  IRAQ FIGHTING: http://www.nypost.com/news/worldnews/36362.htm
 By GERSH KUNTZMAN
       Ten U.S. troops were killed in three separate incidents yesterday in 
Iraq as coalition forces battled guerrillas in Baghdad, Mosul, Kirkuk and the 
western Anbar providence, a hotbed of terrorism.

SADDAM EATS  'LIKE A KING': http://www.nypost.com/news/worldnews/36374.htm
                              The world's No. 1 bad guy � Saddam Hussein � was 
reported to be on a hunger strike on this anniversary of his capture, but U.S. 
military officials yesterday said he was eating normally.

All Horoscopes: http://web1.nypost.com/cgi-bin/horoscope.pl
ARIES
Don't be surprised if you are calm one moment and bawling out someone the next. 
Today's sun-Pluto union will make you even more opinionated than you usually 
are and, try as you may, you won't be able to resist pointing out the 
inconsistencies and stupidities in other people's arguments. Let's hope for 
their sake they don't do likewise with yours.
1-900-990-7810*
TAURUS
You can, if you wish, force partners and loved ones to do things your way, but 
if you do, you will create a lot of unnecessary ill will. Try to remember that 
other people have feelings too and that it does not do their self-image much 
good to be bossed about by you or by anyone else. In the long run, persuasion 
always works better.
1-900-990-7811*
GEMINI
It may seem as if others are being rather aggressive today, and maybe they are, 
but that is not your cue to get aggressive as well. No matter how hostile 
certain individuals may seem, your best course of action is to stay calm and, 
when possible, stay out of their way. The planets warn they are hoping you will 
rise to the bait. Don't.
1-900-990-7812*
CANCER
For some strange reason you seem to believe that others are plotting against 
you. If you are the kind of Cancerian who is a bit paranoid by nature anyway, 
you may believe everyone is out to get you. Needless to say, that is simply not 
true and if you want today, and the rest of the week, to go smoothly, you must 
strive not to be overly suspicious.
1-900-990-7813*
LEO
This is likely to be a rather intense sort of day, both at home and at work, so 
promise yourself now that you won't get upset if things don't go your way. This 
is still one of the best times of the year for those born under Leo, so focus 
on your own needs and desires and don't let what other people are doing 
distract or annoy you.
1-900-990-7814*
VIRGO
Partners and loved ones won't be easy to deal with today - at times, they may 
be impossible to deal with. There is no point in reacting in kind because that 
will only encourage them to be even more obstructive. You must act as if you 
really don't care what they say or do - let them see that their hostile 
attitude is having no effect.
1-900-990-7815*
LIBRA
You will enjoy yourself today, of that there is no doubt at all, but make sure 
you do not enjoy yourself at someone else's expense. If a friend or colleague 
thinks you have gained something which should by rights have gone to him, he 
will resent it for a long time to come. Make sure everyone gets a fair share of 
the pie.
1-900-990-7816*
SCORPIO
You will be in an ultra dynamic mood today as the sun joins forces with your 
ruling planet, Pluto. There is absolutely nothing you cannot accomplish if you 
want it enough - in fact, the only real problem could be that you want too many 
things and spread yourself dangerously thin. Never forget it is quality work 
that counts, not quantity.
1-900-990-7817*
SAGITTARIUS
Try not to be aggressive for the sake of it today. With the sun close to Pluto 
in your birth sign, there is no doubt at all that you will get what you want, 
but you don't have to be hostile about it; in fact, that kind of attitude is 
likely to be self-defeating. Why create enemies when you can just as easily 
create friends?
1-900-990-7818*
CAPRICORN
Quick decisions are not always the best decisions and what happens today will 
remind you of that fact in no uncertain fashion. You may think that you have to 
act immediately to take advantage of a new situation, but the planets urge you 
to take your time and get it right. If you don't you will have to go back and 
do it again.
1-900-990-7819*
AQUARIUS
Someone you think of as a friend will say something hurtful today, but if you 
think about it, you will admit, if only to yourself, that he is right. You may 
never get around to thanking him for his advice, but let's hope you will take 
it to heart, because if you don't it won't be a friend who gets on your case 
but someone more intimidating.
1-900-990-7808*
PISCES
You will be in an ultra impulsive mood today - you just can't wait to show what 
you can do. Common sense should tell you that kind of all-or-nothing approach 
could just as easily end in tears as in triumph, so rein in your enthusiasm and 
plan what you are going to do with a little bit more care and attention to 
detail. It will be worth it.
1-900-990-7809*

Sports News: http://web1.nypost.com/sports/sports.shtml

JETS JUNKED BYSTEEP PITT FALL: http://www.nypost.com/sports/jets/21379.htm
By MARK CANNIZZARO
   PITTSBURGH � Shaun Ellis, usually among the humblest, quietest Jets, stood 
restlessly before his stall in the Heinz Field visitor's locker room and 
seethed after yesterday's 17-6 loss to the Steelers in what was supposed to be 
Gang Green's coming-out party as one of the league's elite.
    "Put my name on it, put it out on TV, do whatever, but I honestly believe 
if we see them again we'll beat them; the outcome will be different," Ellis 
said.

CHAD ACCEPTS BLAME AS GANG BUSTER: http://www.nypost.com/sports/jets/21382.htm
     PITTSBURGH - The Jets had   a chance yesterday to announce themselves loud 
and clear as a team to be reckoned with in January, and their franchise 
quarterback came up with laryngitis. Until it was time for him to remind the 
world that the job of the quarterback is to get his team in the end zone and 
win games, and since he did neither, Steelers 17, Jets 6 was all his fault.

COUGHLIN RIGHT TO KEEP THE KID THE MAN: 
http://www.nypost.com/sports/giants/21375.htm
   BALTIMORE - There might   be something even worse than a zero quarterback 
rating and Tom Coughlin may find it out. Ben Roethlisberger on the same field 
Saturday as Eli Manning before a bitter Giants Stadium crowd could prove one 
more thing the kid doesn't need, in addition to a bad offensive line, a scheme 
that seems to exclude Jeremy Shockey and Tiki Barber's hands springing Leaks 
again.

A-ROD MISSES AT CHARITY HYPE: http://www.nypost.com/sports/21365.htm
   THE suggestion that   Alex Rodriguez' participation in Friday's ugly, 
$7,500-per-"guest" autograph session was mitigated because, unlike co-star 
Barry Bonds, Rodriguez would donate part of his take to charity, makes for both 
a nice notion and a thin rationalization.  If Rodriguez' presence were 
predicated upon charity, why not have the suckers, er, patrons write half their 
checks for the night � the A-Rod half � directly to the charity?

NHL WAR LORDS PLAY TRICK CARD: http://www.nypost.com/sports/21366.htm
                       SO now with some time to re  gain its balance after 
being caught completely off guard Thursday by the NHLPA's CBA proposal, the NHL 
propaganda machine is back in full operation, disseminating the message across 
the continent that the union's offer is somehow a trick; that the players are 
offering to roll back their contracts by 24 percent only because they've been 
assured by Bob Goodenow that they'll make it all back and more pretty much 
within two or three years.

BORAS READY TO CLOSE DEALS: http://www.nypost.com/sports/213870.htm
 By MICHAEL MORRISSEY
         ANAHEIM - It was by far the deadest day of the winter meetings - and 
then Scott Boras strutted into the Anaheim Marriott lobby at dinner time. The 
super agent, who informed reporters he was up until 4:30 a.m. yesterday, 
predicted he might announce at least one signing today.

TALENTED BACKCOURT HAS RICE SIMMERIN': http://www.nypost.com/sports/21377.htm
 By DAN MARTIN
            Russell Robinson. Keydren Clark. Andre Barrett. The list is 
seemingly endless.

KING'S IDEA: A TOURNAMENT: http://www.nypost.com/sports/21387.htm
 By GEORGE WILLIS
           LAS VEGAS � The ballroom at Mandalay Bay was decorated late Saturday 
night for an elaborate post-fight conference where Vitali Klitschko was to 
celebrate his eighth-round technical knockout over Danny Williams. But the dais 
was empty, and Klitschko was nowhere to be found.

FRISCO MANAGER ALOU BACKS HIS MAN BONDS: http://www.nypost.com/sports/21374.htm
 By MICHAEL MORRISSEY
        ANAHEIM � The Barry Bonds Defense Fund may not have been born quite yet 
� but a second manager spoke out in support of the Giant slugger yesterday.

BIG UNIT TALKS REVISITED: http://www.nypost.com/sports/yankees/21381.htm
  By GEORGE KING
               ANAHEIM - Get ready for the latest round of Randy 
Johnson-to-the-Yankees talk. According to multiple industry sources, the 
Diamondbacks are ready to return to the trade table with the Yankees today 
after the Bombers broke off talks on Dec. 1 when they believed the 
Diamondbacks' demands were far too excessive.

BELTRAN WILL HAVE TO WAIT: http://www.nypost.com/sports/yankees/21378.htm
  By GEORGE KING
          ANAHEIM � Yankee fans shouldn't be looking for Carlos Beltran under 
their Christmas tree.

AMAZIN'S WAIT AND WONDER: http://www.nypost.com/sports/mets/21380.htm
  By MARK HALE
            ANAHEIM � The Mets are out of the Richie Sexson sweepstakes, 
shopping Kaz Matsui and still waiting for Pedro Martinez.

ELI TOSSES UP BIG BLUE ZERO: http://www.nypost.com/sports/giants/21376.htm
  By PAUL SCHWARTZ
      BALTIMORE � As he came off the field, Eli Manning knew he had just lost a 
game and, moments later, learned he has not lost his job. But he knew he indeed 
was in the process of losing something even more valuable.

TIKI'S BACK TO FUMBLE FOIBLES: http://www.nypost.com/sports/giants/21372.htm
  By PAUL SCHWARTZ
            BALTIMORE � He sees himself falling into the same trap that befell 
him a year ago, trying to balance watching his team crumble around him with the 
temptation to try to produce a Herculean effort to prevent the collapse. The 
past two games haven't been good ones for Tiki Barber, the Giants' best player 
this season, and it will take all he has inside him to stop the slide from 
becoming something worse.

WARNER PROVIDES SPARK: http://www.nypost.com/sports/giants/21373.htm
  By PAUL SCHWARTZ
            BALTIMORE � As soon as Kurt Warner stepped onto the field 
yesterday, everything got better for the Giants, who trailed 37-7 midway though 
the fourth quarter of an eventual 37-14 loss to the Ravens.

NO D-LIGHT IN JET LAND: http://www.nypost.com/sports/jets/21383.htm
  By MIKE VACCARO
                        PITTSBURGH � They   wouldn't allow themselves to use 
their weariness as a crutch later on, and maybe that is the best thing they can 
take away from this aggravating day. The Jets' defense has been heroic for much 
of the season. It looked terribly ordinary yesterday.

BETTIS BETTERS MARTIN: http://www.nypost.com/sports/jets/21384.htm
  By MARK CANNIZZARO
        PITTSBURGH � While Curtis Martin continued his march toward the Hall of 
Fame yesterday by moving into fifth place on the all-time career rushing list, 
Jerome Bettis, the man he passed, had the magical day.

BIG BEN  KEEPS  TICKING: http://www.nypost.com/sports/jets/21385.htm
  By MIKE VACCARO
             PITTSBURGH � It isn't always going to be this easy for Ben 
Roethlisberger. He knows this. He knows there will be halves like the first 
half of yesterday's 17-6 Steelers win over the Jets, where he was 3-for-11 for 
24 yards, statistics that, quite frankly, look more Eli Manning than Peyton 
Manning.

BUCKLEY GETS PITTS-BURNED: http://www.nypost.com/sports/jets/21386.htm
  By MARK CANNIZZARO
        PITTSBURGH � One of the killer plays in the game for the Jets in 
yesterday's loss came when Steelers' quarterback Ben Roethlisberger connected 
with little-used receiver Lee Mays for 46 yards to the Jets' 17-yard line with 
the game still very much in the balance.

CRAW-SWISH: http://www.nypost.com/sports/knicks/21370.htm
  By MARC BERMAN
                      It was supposed to be Allan Houston's Garden coronation. 
But a recently struggling Jamal Crawford stole the show and may have saved his 
starting job in a well-timed 31-point explosion.

ISIAH: WE WON'T DEAL HOUSTON: http://www.nypost.com/sports/knicks/21369.htm
  By MARC BERMAN
          Isiah Thomas acknowledged Allan Houston won't be included in any 
potential Vince Carter trade. But Thomas made it seem like it's his call, not 
Toronto's, declaring he will not trade Houston.

CAMBY WOULD LOVE  RETURN TO KNICKS: 
http://www.nypost.com/sports/knicks/21367.htm
  By DAVE CURTIS
                 Marcus Camby wants another crack at New York.     Shipped to 
Denver in a draft-day deal two years ago, Camby admitted yesterday he, and his 
buddy Latrell Sprewell, yearn to return to play for what he still calls the new 
Knick management.

ALLAN STRIDES BACK  TO GARDEN OF CHEERS: 
http://www.nypost.com/sports/knicks/21368.htm
  By ANDREW MARCHAND
      On a day the Knicks honored guards from the past, Allan Houston, with 
some creaky knees, checked back in at the Garden for the first time since last 
March.

NETS GIVIN' BEST EFFORT: http://www.nypost.com/sports/nets/21371.htm
  By FRED KERBER
                      Travis Best heard the word going around the league. He 
was done. Finished. Washed up.

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WHY ELLEN AND GAL PAL SPLIT
By Richard Johnson

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STEVE THE DOORMAN NEEDS A POKER FACE
By Cindy Adams

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'NOT ENGAGED'!
By Liz Smith

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metrocommute HeadlineManhattan 2004 Holiday Season - Traffic Adivsory Due to 
the upcoming 2004 Holiday Season there will be heavy congestion in Midtown 
Manhattan caused by shopping and festivities that will be taking place. It is 
advised for people to use mass transit as much as possible therefore helping 
traffic to move along smoothly. So please plan ahead for early travel and leave 
at least 20 minutes before schedule. There is also a 10 Day Gridlock Alert Day 
designated for the Holiday Traffic. These Days are as follows:Friday, November. 
19: The Friday before Thanksgiving.Wednesday, November. 24: The day before 
Thanksgiving. Matinee day at Broadway theaters adds to traffic congestion in 
the midtown theater district.Tuesday, November. 30: Tree lighting ceremony at 
Rockefeller Center.Friday, December. 10: A popular shopping day.Wednesday, 
December. 15: Matinee day at Broadway theaters and a popular shopping 
day.Thursday, December. 16: A popular shopping day.Friday, December. 
 17: A popular shopping day.Wednesday, December. 22: Matinee day at Broadway 
theaters and a popular shopping day.Thursday, December. 23: The day before 
Christmas Eve.
metrocommute DelayNassau County Under 30 mph on SSP-WB: 29 to 28AUnder 30 mph 
on Southern State Parkway westbound Exit 29 to Exit 28A
metrocommute Special EventManhattan Knicks @ Madison Square Garden thru 
November & DecemberThe Knicks host at the Madison Square Garden in the months 
of November & December. Expect some extra traffic on 7th Ave., 8th Ave., and in 
the west 30s, 2 hours before the game, after the game.*Please arrive early due 
to new security checks*Opponents, dates and times of games are:Atlanta Hawks, 
Nov. 23, 7:30 PMToronto Raptors, Nov. 27, 1:00 PMMemphis Grizzlies, Dec. 01, 
7:30 PMOrlando Magic, Dec. 03, 7:30 PMDenver Nuggets, Dec. 12, 12:00 PMDetroit 
Pistons, Dec. 15, 8PMUtah Jazz, Dec. 19, 3PMDallas Mavericks, Dec. 21, 
7:30PMCharlotte Bobcats, Dec. 26, 1PM

Manhattan Radio City Christmas Spectacular @ Radio City Music Hall; November 23 
thru January 2The Radio City Christmas Spectacular, starring the world-famous 
Rockettes, returns to Radio City Music Hall, November 23, 2004 thru January 2, 
2005 Be a part of this American tradition and enjoy such show-stopping scenes 
as the "Parade of the Wooden Soldiers", and the majestic "Living Nativity." 
Also, witness Santa's return to the Music Hall through an exciting 3-D sleigh 
ride. Expect delays on 5th, 6th and 7th Avenue between 48th Street and 51st 
Street and on Broadway starting around 2 hours before and after the show. 
Please arrive early due to new security measures and for parking. Visit 
thegarden.com site for information on showtimes.: http://www.thegarden.com
Manhattan All Access Tour @ Madison Square GardenMadison Square Garden�s� All 
Access Tour allows fans to get an insider�s view of the inner-workings of The 
World�s Most Famous Arena�, providing them with little-known information and 
rarely seen viewpoints on the legendary showplace. Visitors taking part in the 
�All Access� one hour tour become a part of one of the busiest and most 
exciting sports and entertainment facilities in the world and are treated to a 
host of unique experiences. Visit the Knicks, Rangers and Liberty locker rooms; 
tour backstage of the Theater at Madison Square Garden; go inside the Star 
dressing rooms; learn how a basketball court becomes a sheet of ice; witness 
all the seldom seen build-up to a live event � players practicing, performers 
in production, casts in rehearsal or crews staging events! You�ll never know 
what you�ll see on the All Access Tour. Expect some extra traffic on 7th Ave., 
8th Ave., and in the west 30s


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: http://www.nypost.com/business/36322.htm
 KALIKOW CA$H COW
By STEVE CUOZZO
Real estate mogul and MTA chairman Peter Kalikow has put 195 Broadway up for 
sale just as plans are kicking into high gear for the MTA's spectacular new 
Fulton Street Transit Center across the street � a project that could help the 
famed "wedding cake" office building fetch a higher price.

SPRINT-NEXTEL DEAL COULD SLAM MOTOROLA: http://www.nypost.com/business/36326.htm
 By RICHARD WILNER
 There are few smiling faces at Motorola Inc. today.     That's because the 
company has been the exclusive handset supplier to Nextel Communications for 
years and stands to be the big loser should the Sprint-Nextel merger talks 
produce a deal.

FORBES DISSECTS THE NBA: http://www.nypost.com/business/36328.htm
              Steve Shepard's imminent departure from the helm at BusinessWeek 
will mark the end of an era � what better time to check in and see how the 
business mags rate?

SECURITY-DOOR JAM: http://www.nypost.com/business/36308.htm
 By CHRISTOPHER BYRON
 THE news that Bernard   Kerik withdrew his   name from considera  tion as 
President Bush's choice to become the nation's second Homeland Security czar is 
not really all that surprising. . .at least to those who knew the man as an 
actual human being.

UPSTART'S  TECH PLAY RATTLING  INSURERS: 
http://www.nypost.com/business/36316.htm
 By RICHARD WILNER
   Not everyone in the insurance business is afraid of New York Attorney 
General Eliot Spitzer.

FEDS EYEING FIDELITY TRADERS' FAMILY TIES: 
http://www.nypost.com/business/36329.htm
              Federal regulators investigating conflicts of interest in the 
mutual fund industry are looking into whether traders at Fidelity Investments 
improperly steered business to siblings who work at brokerage firms, according 
to a published report.

OIL SUPPLY STILL STRONG: http://www.nypost.com/business/36306.htm
 The supply of oil is still outstripping demand after OPEC, the producer of 
more than a third of the world's output, begins to reduce production to prop up 
falling prices, the Qatari oil minister said.

AOL GOES AFTER  ADS WITH FREEBIES: http://www.nypost.com/business/36307.htm
              The walls surrounding America Online's well- manicured gardens 
are crumbling.

Real Estate: http://web1.nypost.com/realestate/index.htm

4 HOT BUILDINGS FACE A COOL RECEPTION: 
http://www.nypost.com/realestate/36188.htm
By STEVE CUOZZO
Nearly 4 million square feet of prime office space are up for grabs in four new 
Manhattan skyscrapers under construction. It's a drop in the bucket compared 
with the city's total of 400 million square feet � but to real estate brokers, 
it's the  most closely watched drop since the   start of the Biblical flood.

Entertainment: http://web1.nypost.com/entertainment/entertainment.htm

PIXIE-LATED LUSTER SHINES ON ALT-ROCK FANS: 
http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/36309.htm
 By DAN AQUILANTE
 IN the harsh light of reality,  Pixies are more musical myth  than magic.     
At the band's opening night concert at the Hammerstein Ballroom Saturday, the 
quartet was good, but at the end of the 90-minute set it didn't feel like the 
greatness that hubbub and hype had promised.

GUYS AS DOLLS: http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/36310.htm
 By BARBARA HOFFMAN
  BEAUTY takes its toll � just ask the    all- male chorus line of "La Cage    
aux Folles."

THE STUFF OF PRESTO CHANGE-O: http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/36311.htm
 By BARBARA HOFFMAN
 HERE'S what it takes   each week to turn a dozen guys into showgirls at "La 
Cage aux Folles":

SANTA KILLING KIDS: http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/36312.htm
 THE ratings for all those   Christmas classics are   flying like Santa's 
sleigh this year.

BETAMAX-STYLE DEATH MATCH FOR DVD: http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/36314.htm
 By DON KAPLAN
 A high-tech DVD format   battle for the hearts,   minds and wallets of 
consumers is shaping up to be a 21st century version of the 1980s VHS/Betamax 
brawl.

OPRAH'S NEXT BIG THING: http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/36304.htm
  It seems Oprah Winfrey is  going to start developing new  chat shows for her 
company, a trade magazine reported.

FCC EYES OLYMPICS: http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/36305.htm
 THE Federal Communications   Commission has asked NBC to submit a tape of its 
coverage of the Summer Olympics opening ceremonies to determine if some of the 
dancing was too sexy for TV.

PUMP UP: http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/36378.htm
 By MICHAEL STARR
 NO, the man at right isn't Arnold Schwarzenegger - but he will play Arnold on 
TV.

THIS FANTASY SHOULD STAY NAMELESS: http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/36380.htm
 By LINDA STASI
 FROM Robert Halmi Sr. and Robert Halmi Jr., the father-son team who brought 
you such terrible television as "The 10th Kingdom" and the even worse 
"Dinotopia," comes yet another mind-number, "Legend of Earthsea," on Sci Fi.

THE STARR REPORT: http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/36317.htm
 By MICHAEL STARR
   The uproar over Tavis Smiley's departure from NPR is  growing louder by the 
day.

Movie Reviews: http://web1.nypost.com/movies/movies.htm

FLIRTY DOZEN: http://www.nypost.com/movies/21252.htm
By LOU LUMENICK
OCEAN'S TWELVE
FORGET the plot of "Ocean's Twelve" - you will by the time you leave the 
theater, if not sooner. This slickly entertaining sequel is all about savoring 
eye candy - whether it's the 100-megawatt smiles of George Clooney, Brad Pitt, 
Julia Roberts and "Ocean's" newcomer Catherine Zeta-Jones or the eye-popping 
European locations.

LOVE MEANS NEVER GETTING TO SAY SAYONARA: http://www.nypost.com/movies/21241.htm
 By V.A. MUSETTO
   DOLLS IN Japan, his homeland, Takeshi Kitano is a major star best know as a 
standup comic who goes under the name Beat Takeshi and appears in five TV shows 
a week.

GONE FISHIN': http://www.nypost.com/movies/21240.htm
 By LOU LUMENICK
 THE LIFE AQUATIC WITH STEVE ZISSOU WES Anderson's "Rush more" boosted his 
career as well as Bill Murray's, so Anderson wrote a juicy lead part in the in 
termittently brilliant, intermittently hilarious � and occasionally tedious � 
"The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou."

SHWAAS: http://www.nypost.com/movies/21297.htm
 By V.A. MUSETTO
  'SHWAAS," India's entry for the 2004 foreign-language Oscar, is a tearjerker 
about a 7-year-old farm boy with a rare eye cancer. Surgery can save his life, 
but it will leave him sightless.

STRAIGHT-JACKET: http://www.nypost.com/movies/21238.htm
 By V.A. MUSETTO
  IF Rock Hudson wasn't long dead, "Straight-Jacket" might do the trick.

CRUISING ALONG, PRETTY AS A 'PICTURE': http://www.nypost.com/movies/21296.htm
 By V.A. MUSETTO
    A TALKING PICTURE        TOMORROW is Portuguese filmmaker Manoel de Oli 
veira's 96th (yes, 96th) birthday, but it's his fans who are getting a gift.

Lifestyle: http://web1.nypost.com/living/living.htm

PERFECT GIFTS: http://www.nypost.com/living/36186.htm
By JULIA SZABO
When selecting holiday gifts for   Fido and Fluffy, try to think of   what your 
pet wants most. Hint: costumes, jingle-bell collars, and reindeer antlers won't 
cut it.

ASK DR. MICHAEL FOX: http://www.nypost.com/living/36217.htm
DEAR DR. FOX: I've heard that peanuts can be poisonous to squirrels. However, 
there are peanuts in the birdseed that I put out in my yard, and squirrels (in 
addition to my two dogs) sometimes eat them. Please advise. -D.L., Flint, Mich.

PUT THROUGH THE 'RING'-ER: http://www.nypost.com/living/36243.htm
By MICHAEL KANE
"We forgot the taste of bread, the sound of trees, the softness of the wind . . 
. we even forgot our own name."

Lottery Results: http://web1.nypost.com/lottery/lottery.htm
  NEW YORK
 Midday Numbers Sun.: 237
    Midday Win-4 Sun.: 8814
    Evening Numbers Sun.: 560
    Evening Win-4 Sun.: 8206
    Pick-10 Sun.: 2, 3, 12, 17, 24,  26, 28, 31, 34, 38, 43, 44, 46,  48, 51, 
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Opinion: http://web1.nypost.com/postopinion/opedcolumnists/opedcolumnists.htm

JUMPING THROUGH 'HOOPS': 
http://www.nypost.com/postopinion/opedcolumnists/36327.htm
By ARNOLD AHLERT
   Tim Curtis quit as basketball coach at   Avon HS in Connecticut because he 
refused to rescind a suspension for two starters. The two boys admitted to 
drinking before a pep rally in October, and policy says students caught 
drinking "outside their athletic season" can be suspended, but not barred from 
future games.

WHAT HAPPENS AFTER IRAQ VOTES: 
http://www.nypost.com/postopinion/opedcolumnists/36315.htm
By PETER BROOKES
 DESPITE the prospect of increased violence, Iraq's interim government is 
holding firm on its commitment to hold the first post-Saddam elections next 
month.

GUY'S GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD DAY 77: 
http://www.nypost.com/postopinion/opedcolumnists/36318.htm
 CONVICTED influence-peddler Guy   Velella left Rikers Island on Sept.   28 � 
set free illegally by an obscure municipal panel with ties to Velella's buddies 
in Albany and New York City politics.

Celebrity Photos: http://web1.nypost.com/gossip/celebp/index.htm

: http://www.nypost.com/gossip/celebp/12052004/photo01.htm

December 6th:'Million Dollar Baby Premiere...: 
http://www.nypost.com/gossip/celebp/12052004/photo01.htm

Movie News: http://web1.nypost.com/entertainment/movies/news/news.htm
News, Dec. 9: Usher Tops Billboard Awards, Dick Clark Suffers Mild Stroke, 
Martha Stewart Back on TV, More...
Kit Bowen -- Hollywood.com Staff
Usher tops 2004 Billboard Awards
Crooner Usher, whose single ''Yeah!'' featuring Lil Jon and Ludacris was named 
the Hot 100 single of the year, picked up 11 awards at the 2004 Billboard Music 
Awards Wednesday night as the MGM Grand hotel-casino in Las Vegas, including 
artist of the year and best

Style: http://web1.nypost.com/style/style.htm

RINGS & WREATHS DON'T MIX: http://www.nypost.com/style/36377.htm
 Now through Valentine's Day is the most popular time for men to propose.  But 
the relationship experts we talked to said Christmas Day can be a terrible time 
to pop the question.

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