Going From Bad to Worse

The Daily Reckoning

Paris, France

Monday, January 3, 2005

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*** The incredible lightness of being... sweet souvenirs... 
inhumanly cheerful... 

*** We weren't born yesterday... looking through media's
rose-colored lenses... taking the road less traveled...  

*** The Ten Trillion-Dollar Question... the surreal life of 
the dollar... we want a new drug... and more!


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We felt the spring in our step this morning... the
incredible lightness of being years younger than we really
are. Ah... we feel our youth coming back to us... better
than it was went it left!

The attack of callowness came on this morning as we read
the financial section of The International Herald Tribune.
It was just like old times... oh, the memories... oh, the
good times that rolled five... seven... ten years ago.
Ah... the sweet souvenirs of when we were young, white, and 
over 21. It seems like just yesterday.

"The market remains undervalued," says Abby Joseph Cohen,
"because of nervousness over the election, possible
terrorism and uneven global growth. But investors will
capitalize on a perception of improving conditions."

How we admire Ms. Cohen. She must be from Montana or
Wyoming... somewhere way out West, where never is heard a
discouraging word. Every bit of news is a plus for the
stock market. Every year will be an up year. And every day
brings new reasons for optimism. 

But has anyone gone through her trash? The woman is
inhumanly cheerful; she must be on some form of mood
enhancer. 

And now revealeth the IHT: "Stock prices could actually
forge ahead solidly, if not spectacularly, market
strategists say." 

We feel younger by at least five years... maybe ten. But
how we envy the reporters at the IHT. They must have been
born yesterday! Who else but a mere babe, still wet and
soft, would report such a thing with a straight face?
Market strategists always say stocks are going up. That's
what they are paid to say. 

"We're not gung ho," said one of the quoted strategists,
"we're realistic... markets have been pricing in a more
pessimistic outlook than we think is warranted."

Hmmm... the Dow went up last year, modestly... and only in
dollar terms. Still, at 20 times earnings, we have to look
under the doormat and the seat cushions to find signs of
pessimism. Near as we can tell, investors are about as
positive as they've ever been... as buoyant and bubbly as
they were in the late '90s, in fact. The huge majority of
analysts think stocks will go up in 2005. So do the great
majority of private investors. 

The great majority in America believes things will get
better in 2005; they believe the dollar will fall, with no
negative consequences; they believe stocks will rise, as
American companies become more competitive; they think Alan 
Greenspan actually controls the economy and will make sure
nothing goes wrong.

These are the chipper views you find in almost all the
financial media. They are the "mainstream" opinions of
magazines such as Kiplingers and Money... the "under the
top" views that everyone accepts as reasonable and
responsible.

Of course, here at The Daily Reckoning, we have no more
idea of what will happen in 2005 than they do. But we
embarrass less easily, which makes it possible for us to
examine the alternatives without worrying about our
reputations. Besides, while we may not know what will
happen... at least we know what won't make you any money.
You won't make money by following the mainstream view. Or,
to put it another way, if you do what everyone else does
you can't expect to get better results than anyone else.
Those who make above-average gains are those who do things
that others do not do - beginning with having thoughts
others dare not have. Which is, of course, what we do at
The Daily Reckoning. (More on this below... )

More news, from our currency counselor:

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Chuck Butler, reporting from the EverBank trading desk in
St. Louis... 

"Last week, I reported that the 2-year Treasury Auction
showed the worst participation by foreigners in a year. If
that situation continues, the dollar could be in for a
swift ride on the slippery slope down! Otherwise, we'll
just continue on with this general depreciation, with minor 
blips, or bear market rallies for the dollar in 2005." 

For the rest of this story, see today's issue of The Daily
Pfennig:

A Fork In The Road
http://www.dailyreckoning.com/body_headline.cfm?id=4383

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Bill Bonner, back in Paris:

*** What thoughts have we today?

You'll recall that when we left you on Friday, we said the
story in the financial markets had changed from a tragedy
to a mystery. The collapsing dollar should have brought
down prices of the assets it measures - most notably, the
prices of U.S. bonds, which are extremely sensitive to
changes in interest rates or currency movement. There are
about $10 trillion of U.S. dollar assets in foreign hands.
Yet, bonds have not gone down - at least in dollar terms,
which leads us to pose the Ten Trillion Dollar Question:
Why not?

We will not remind you of poor Mr. Asakawa. You've already
heard enough about him. But how many times have people like 
him - with, collectively, trillions of dollars' worth of
assets - almost reached for the phone? How many strangers
overseas have wondered if they shouldn't say "SELL
EVERYTHING" before losing more money on the currency
exchange markets?

And yet, they have not picked up the phone. They have not
sold. Bonds, which would be the first things to be sold,
have held their value... or actually risen. Meanwhile, on
the very same page, where the health of the bond market is
reported, is an article assuring us that almost every
sentient analyst and expert anywhere in the solar system
now expects the dollar to fall more! "Prospects are grim
for the dollar," says the IHT headline.

The scene might be from an Italian movie from the '60s;
"surreal" might reviewers describe it: Dollar holders see
the train coming. (They have subscriptions to the IHT too!) 
But they continue enjoying their picnic - right in the
middle of the tracks [Ed. Note: Concerned about the dollar
and its continuing slide? You can protect yourself... Look
at Dr. Richeb�cher's special report on the dollar's
demise... it's coming out tomorrow night.] 

***And so the plot thickens... .

"I read your book," said an attractive woman at a New
Year's Eve party. "But you seem to be wrong; the world
doesn't seem to be headed towards a Japanese-style slide.
U.S. stocks rose, slightly, in 2004."

"Well," we replied, trying to sound as if we had figured
something out, "U.S. stocks rose in dollar terms. But the
dollar fell so much that, when measured by foreign
currencies or gold, the Dow actually went down."

The tale we told in our book was that the U.S. economy
seemed to be tracking Japan - with a 10-year lag. We
couldn't think of any particular reason why this should be
so, except that the Japanese story itself was a classic.
Markets boomed... and then bubbled up to absurd levels.
When the crack came, people didn't believe it was possible
that the Japanese miracle economy could go down. And for
several years, it looked as though Japan, Inc. had suffered 
only a setback. But by the mid-'90s Japan was sinking.
Asset prices were collapsing. Consumer prices fell. The
credit expansion that had made Japan such an extraordinary
success story in the '80s turned into a credit contraction, 
which made Japan into an extraordinary failure story in the 
'90s.

If America were to follow the same pattern, its stocks and
real estate would have to fall too. Note, we do not include 
bonds. Because a credit contraction typically wipes out
poor quality bonds, but it favors credits of good quality,
such as government issues. Interest rates typically fall
during a contraction, which tends to hold up prices of
Treasury bonds. Stocks, real estate and other assets
usually go down, as people's cheerful expectations from the 
bubble period give way to dark foreboding.

The mysterious element is the dollar. Japan was deeply in
debt at the beginning of the '90s - but to its own
citizens. The country had a positive trade balance and
trillions in savings. There was no need to devalue the yen. 


The dollar, by contrast, is vulnerable. Americans save
little. They depend on foreign lenders in order to maintain 
current living standards. Each day, the pressure on the
dollar grows by $2 billion; it almost has to go down. And
since it has to go down, it provides an opportunity for
deceit; Americans can now grow poorer without realizing it. 
Last year, U.S. asset holders - principally Americans -
lost between $4 trillion and $8 trillion, when their assets 
were measured in euros.

So, there we have a soupcon of how the Great Mystery might
resolve itself. Why has the bond market not sold off with
the dollar? The answer, we think, is because we ARE still
tracking Japan... not perfectly... but appropriately. The
U.S. economy is sinking into a long, slow, soft slump -
where long-term interest rates will not go up... and
good-quality bonds will not go down, at least, not in
dollar terms

If we are right, the great U.S.-dollar credit boom must be
followed not by inflation... not by growth... not by a new
boom... but by a great U.S. dollar credit bust. Marginal
credits - such as junk bonds, expensive stocks and
leveraged real estate - are likely to be marked down. Some
of the markdown can be realized by a cheaper dollar. But
the dollar is already too low on a purchasing power parity
basis. Things are already too cheap in the United States
and too expensive in Europe. And, though Europe has a
current account surplus, the euro itself is paper too -
just like the dollar, and not much better. What's more, if
the dollar were to fall too much - that is, enough to fully 
deflate America's credit bubble - there would be Hell to
pay. Mr. Asakawa and other foreigners are already sitting
on the edge of their chairs... barely restraining
themselves from picking up the phone; they could sell at
any moment. If they were to sell, it would quickly take
down the value of U.S. dollar assets... and push the U.S.
economy into recession. 

In other words, we do not doubt that the dollar will fall,
but we doubt that that will be the end of the story. For
the year ahead, we expect U.S. dollars assets to fall -
stocks and real estate, primarily. The price of credit is
likely to rise - especially short-term rates. But quality
bonds are likely to be supported by the credit contraction
itself - people will covet secure income streams.

And gold? People want a lower dollar. They think it will
make U.S. exports more attractive... while writing down the 
value of U.S. overseas debts at the same time. But people
do not get what they want and expect from markets; they get 
what the need and deserve. What better way to deflate the
American credit bubble than to deflate it in terms of real
money? Just look at a chart of the Dow in terms of gold.
You will see that the bear market that began in January, 5
years ago, is well advanced... and continues. 

Our guess is that the dollar falls against other currencies 
in 2005... but even more about gold and commodities. A rise 
in the price of oil, along with an increase in short-term
lending rates, will help give American consumers the shock
they need. They will, most likely, stop buying as though
they expected to drop dead next week... and begin preparing 
for the future. They must start saving money sometime; 2005 
seems as good a time as any. This shift in consumer
spending would tip the U.S. into the long, slow, soft slump 
was have been expecting. 

Five years ago, we announced our "Trade of the Decade."
Just sell the Dow and buy gold, we said. We are now halfway 
into the decade. Our trade is up comfortably... but not
spectacularly. We see no reason to change. 

*** This from our old friend Martin Spring:
Will the drug addict go cold turkey in 2005?
The addict I'm referring to is the U.S. economy. And the
drug it's addicted to is abundant cheap credit.
Consumers have borrowed more... and more... and more... to
finance spending way beyond what they can really afford.
Ditto for the politicians - the federal government is now
borrowing more than a billion dollars a day to pay for
spending beyond its revenues. In the third quarter
dissaving (taking on more debt or looting savings)
accounted for two-thirds of economic growth, higher incomes 
for only one-third.
It's possible that Americans will go even deeper into debt. 
Rising incomes allow them to finance greater borrowing and
household wealth continues to rise. But the odds against
their going deeper into debt are mounting. 

[Editor's Note: For the rest of this article, see our
site:

Going Cold Turkey
http://dailyreckoning.com/body_headline.cfm?id=4385&tp=a

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The Daily Reckoning PRESENTS: With the top-dog slot open at 
Fannie Mae, there is only one person fit for the job... all 
we'll say is, "Vote for Mogambo in '05!"

GOING FROM BAD TO WORSE
by The Mogambo Guru

Franklin Raines, disgraced former head of Fannie Mae,
proves that perfidy and failure is worth a retirement
package measured in tons of money and benefits. Fannie Mae
was originally set up to help poor people buy houses.
Remember the phrase "poor people" because it is important.
Instead, Fannie Mae has grown like the government cancer
that it truly is, and is now so big that it is now one of
the top two or three biggest corporations in the whole
freaking country! 

And not only that, but it is an absolute, total, colossal
freaking failure at its mission. Their job was, to refresh
your memory, to help a few poor people buy some cheap
houses, probably something out near where I live, as I seem 
to depress property values wherever I go and only very
poor, very desperate people with literally no place else to 
go would even think of living near me. Homeownership was
supposed to give these poor people a cuddly feeling of
security, but which evaporated as soon as they learned that 
they had to fix anything that broke, and they couldn't just 
call up the landlord and yell at him to fix things anymore. 


Instead, and I say this with that look on my face that
means, "I can't believe my freaking ears when I hear it,
nor my eyes when I read it," Fannie Mae has actually driven 
up the price of housing to the point where not only can the 
POOR not qualify for a loan to buy a house anymore, but in
some places not even the freaking middle class can afford
to buy a house anymore, either! And why can't these people
afford to buy a house? Because housing prices have been
going up in price at double-digit inflation rates for years 
now, thanks to Fannie Mae. And now houses just cost too
damn much, and that, and I stretch out my arm and to point
at THAT, is the horror of inflation, which is, Number One
on The List Of Things That Make The Mogambo Go Out Of His
Freaking Mind In Fear (TLOTTMTMGOOHFMIF). 

But this is not about me, although I love talking about me, 
and having people wait on me hand and foot, and cater to my 
every whim, and if I can't have that, is it too much to ask 
to be able to go ten lousy minutes without somebody
throwing a roll of flaming toilet paper at me? I mean, I'm
trying to get some work done here! But we were talking
about Fannie Mae and the horrid Franklin Raines, and that
whole horrid Fannie Mae bunch, and how they have not only
failed at what they were supposed to do, but they actually
made the situation much, much worse! And it is worse for
many, many more people! Talk about your typical government
program, eh? 

And yet, here these guys are, getting fired and receiving
these enormous retirement packages. 

But we were talking about houses and the prices of those
houses. And why do they cost too much? Because Franklin
Raines and his stinking, grubby friends (which is, of
course, Congress, the courts, the banks, and the powerful
friends of either one) at Fannie Mae provided seemingly
unlimited funding to buy mortgages. And where did they get
all this funding? From investors. And where did the
investors get all that the money? From the Federal Reserve, 
which created it out of thin freaking air and loaned it to
the investors. And all this new money increased the money
supply as it increased debt loads.

And here is where we take a short journey down a pleasant
path that I hope will impress you. It is with great
pleasure that I present a Mogambo Axiom Of Economics (MAOE) 
that has a lot of mathematical mumbo-jumbo that I can make
up on the spot, mostly long and complicated formulas with
all these cool mathematical symbols everywhere, and that
rigorously proves: All money must go somewhere. I hope it
is more profound that it looks, because it looks like
nothing on the page. I originally thought of it at a recent 
Christmas party, and I admit that I was pretty blasted, and 
to tell you the truth I am amazed that I remembered it at
all because I have apparently forgotten most of everything
else that happened at the party, judging by my wife
suddenly referring to me as Satan and how she is always
making the sign of a cross when she looks at me, which is
weird, since she is not Catholic, and a lot of policemen
are suddenly asking me some very embarrassing questions.
So, do me a favor here: Give it awhile to sort of sit in
your brain, and then perhaps you will leap to your feet and 
say, "The Mogambo is not as stupid as we thought! In fact,
it's brilliant! Because if a lot of money flows into one
area of the economy, then prices in that area will
increase. And then other capitalist entrepreneurs will
start moving into that area, attracted, like moths to a
flame, to all that lovely, lovely money flowing in, because 
they also have wives and children and mortgages, and they
are also up to their eyeballs in debt, and things aren't
going so hot here the last couple of years, and at this
point I am pretty much willing to do anything for money,
especially try and flip a few houses. And the increase in
tax collections is like manna from heaven to stretched
local, state and federal governments."

At that, my eyes bug out and I stand back and look at you
in absolute awe! I had no idea that you were that educated
in economics! And then I remember that, like Buddhism,
macroeconomics only takes a few minutes to learn, but a
long time to acquire wisdom. I humbly bow to your
achievement!

Now, what I want as my reward for coming up with this
brilliant new economic verity is to be the new head of
Fannie Mae. If all it takes to get fired and received a
multi-million dollar annual retirement package is to spend
a few years growing into a malignant a cancer and be worse
than a total failure, then THAT is the job I want! If there 
is one thing that I am good at, it is failure. I'm a
natural! So now, everywhere you go, I want to hear it loud
and clear, "Mogambo for Fannie Mae! Mogambo for Fannie
Mae!"

And in a similar vein, Bob and Barb at 321gold.com have a
pithy quote from Henry Ford on their site that shows that
old Henry knew about more things than cars and assembly
lines, and I want to get it into my own stupid newsletter
because I take my hat off to old Henry, which is what I
call him because he is dead and there is nothing he can do
to make me stop calling him by his first name, and in this
way maybe somebody will think, "Hey! That Mogambo is quite
a fellow! He knows lots of important, famous guys!" But
Henry said, "It is well that the people of the nation do
not understand our banking and monetary system, for if they 
did, I believe there would be a revolution before tomorrow
morning."

So here is Fannie Mae providing these selfsame "people of
the nation" with a glaring example of the misery of how our 
government, banking and monetary systems have run amok, and 
not only is there no freaking revolution, but the guy
responsible is going to retire rich as a reward for being a 
complete failure! 
 
Not only that, but Fannie Mae has a $2.306 trillion Book of 
Business, but only $29 billion in capital. That comes out
to a leverage of 80:1! This is the range of leverage that
caused Long Term Management to go belly up! 

Wasn't it H.L. Mencken who said something like, "The people 
in a democracy decide the kind of government they want, and 
they ought to get it good and hard"? Well, we are about to
"get it good and hard."

Regards,

The Mogambo Guru
for The Daily Reckoning

Editor's Note: Richard Daughty is general partner and COO
for Smith Consultant Group, serving the financial and
medical communities, and the editor of The Mogambo Guru
economic newsletter, an avocational exercise to heap
disrespect on those who desperately deserve it.

The Mogambo Guru is quoted frequently in Barron's, The
Daily Reckoning and other fine publications. If you're
inclined to read more, you'll find the whole Mogambo here:

I'm Going to Turn This Spaceship
Around!http://www.dailyreckoning.com/body_headline.cfm?id=43
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