On 19-Jan-00, Paul Cundle wrote:

>> Erm, which facts? That sorting by date will "remove old  stuff"? 
> 
> You said sorting by date and removing the old stuff would flush the
> old stuff in the Voyager cache, which isn't true. It only flushes the
> sites you visited first.

Still sounds like those are the oldest.

The only way you are going to get what you want (apart from  using  the  MS
software  which  predicts what you are going to want to visit) is to update
the datestamp on revisited sites and then let the  auto  flush  do  it  by
date.

Something that I would like to see in browsers is a  simple  way  to  flag
selected  sites  as  `never  flush'  I have done something like that in my
clumsy little way by saving pages to a  special  purpose  dir  and  making
button    or    hotlist    link   File:///<path><file>.   (It   might   be
Localefile://<path><file> in Voyager.)

It works perfectly, but the process of creating it aint pretty. I  use  it
for  such  things  as  the  Telecom's whitepages and Aminet's front page.

I'll see about trying to write an Arexx script to do it. There's not  much
to the process, just copy the file and add the link to hotlist file.

It would be especially good for sites like Yahoo or Altavista  that  could
be loaded from file without all the obscene graphics and banners.

You may also be interested in a utility which grabs  a  whole  website  to
download.  I'll  look it up and give you the filename on Aminet if it's of
any use to you.

>> If you think about it you will realise that is quite  illogical.
>> How  can one  just  "attempt"  sarcasm,
> 
> Write a sentence in a sarcastic way. There - if you've written
> something sarcastic you must have tried to. Unless it was by accident.

Aha! Now Paul, if was intentional it was fully  successful.  Not  a  `poor
attempt' at all, huh?

>> and how could such attempts be graded into degrees of quality.
> 
> When it's clear you were trying to be sarcastic but
> a) it wasn't amusing and

It was not meant to be. I have no sense of humour and absolutely no
comprehension of the concept `amusing'.

> b) it didn't offend me, it just pissed me off.

Oh dear, I am sorry. But . . I have always believed that being pissed  off
is  far  better that being pisssed on. See! There is always a positive way
of looking at anything.

I am sorry you got pissed off, but surely you  could  have  foreseen  that
your  strident  and  somewhat  discourteous  dismissal of what I suggested
would evince a response. You would do well  to  spend  some  time  in  the
hurly-burly  worlds  of  Usenet and Fidonet to develop a thicker skin. Try
Fidonet's Holysmoke. Just make sure you read it for a week before you post
anything, however much your your fingers itch. And I promise you they will.

(Hint: An attempt at sarcasm is unsuccessful _only_ if the target  doesn't
respond. Responding that it didn't work is self contradictory.)

There are two special buttons in all email clients and indeed all  message
readers  for  messages  containing  suggestions  you  don't like. They are
usually labelled "Next" and "Delete" and you use whichever one  gives  you
the desired level of satisfaction.

Perhaps you could attach the cartoon sounds of whipping and  screaming  or
gunshots to the `Delete' event. I have one of Daffy Duck saying, "You're .
. . deshshshPICKKABLE!" which I could send if you like. How about an arrow
sound "whshshshsTT- - twayayang" followed by a long dying groan? Or toilet
flushing sound? Screaming dive bomber, then explosion? No? Oh man, you are
hard to please!


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