On Sun, 2003-06-08 at 11:13, Aron Smith wrote:
On Sat, 2003-06-07 at 15:53, JoeHill wrote:
On 08 Jun 2003 08:15:25 +1000 Stephen Kuhn <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> uttered:
1.) Cost 2.) Support 3.) Security 4.) Control 5.) Stability 6.) Features 7.) Multifunctionality without overhead cost 8.) Performance 9.) Installation time 10.) Customisation
11.) Comes with 3 GB of pr0n.
You must be running the D.O.M (Dirty Old Man ) Edition where can I get it?
Sir Robin and I are going to market this new distro. From the beginning of the installation all through it's casual usage, it's aimed at being totally pr0n centred - even the themes are pr0n based. Not only does it come with all the normal bells and whistles, but we've renamed the beloved "Tux" to "_ux", renamed "Sylpheed" to "Syphillis", and more. Also comes with 10 complimentary CD's of international pr0n - each main CD focusing on a particular cultures sexual tastes. Instead of buttons, you have tits'n'arse to click on. Mouse pointers are actually penises. Normal system beeps and bells have been replaced with groans, moans and screams. When KDE starts up, you hear "Oh God, it's coming! It's coming! It's - AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH - it's done!"
Hey, how did my name get in there?
Sir Robin
-- "Some guy breaking into a government computer system and wreaking havoc makes for a more interesting movie plot than some guy writing device drivers. It's hard to work in a good 10-minutes car chase scene with some guy who writes device drivers..." - tjc, post to LWN
Robin Turner IDMYO Bilkent Univeritesi Ankara 06533 Turkey
www.bilkent.edu.tr/~robin
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