At 03:21 PM 6/8/2003 +1000, you wrote:

Sir Robin and I are going to market this new distro. From the beginning
of the installation all through it's casual usage, it's aimed at being
totally pr0n centred - even the themes are pr0n based. Not only does it
come with all the normal bells and whistles, but we've renamed the
beloved "Tux" to "_ux", renamed "Sylpheed" to "Syphillis", and more.
Also comes with 10 complimentary CD's of international pr0n - each main
CD focusing on a particular cultures sexual tastes. Instead of buttons,
you have tits'n'arse to click on. Mouse pointers are actually penises.
Normal system beeps and bells have been replaced with groans, moans and
screams. When KDE starts up, you hear "Oh God, it's coming! It's coming!
It's - AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH - it's done!"

I hope you make a lesbian friendly one too! :D ------------- FemmeFatale, aka The Skirt

Good Decisions Your boss Made:
"We'll do as you suggest and go with Linux. I've always liked that
character from Peanuts."

- Source: Dilbert



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