Hello Aron,
Tuesday, July 22, 2003, 9:38:17 PM, you wrote:
AS> Then do a man -woman (unknown command) ;-)
We could use a bit of humor----
Not mine, and I have not tried them in Mandrake...
The following are strange error messages you can get Unix to generate.
% rm microsoft-ethics
rm: microsoft-ethics nonexistent
% ar m God
ar: God does not exist
% "How would you rate SCO's incompetence?
Unmatched ."
% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].
% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
Modifier failed.
% If I had a ( for every $ Bill Gates spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.
% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
% sleep with me
bad character
% got a light?
No match.
% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:{sp 0}: Too many arguments.
% ^What is saccharine?
Bad substitute.
% man woman
No manual entry for woman.
% %blow
%blow: No such job.
% (-
(-: Command not found.
% sh
$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!
$ drink <bottle; opener
bottle: cannot open
opener: not found
$ mkdir matter; cat >matter
matter: cannot create
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