On Wednesday 23 Jul 2003 6:14 am, rikona wrote:
> Hello Aron,
>
> Tuesday, July 22, 2003, 9:38:17 PM, you wrote:
>
> AS> Then do a man -woman (unknown command) ;-)
>
> We could use a bit of humor----
> Not mine, and I have not tried them in Mandrake...
>
> The following are strange error messages you can get Unix to
> generate.
>
> % rm microsoft-ethics
> rm: microsoft-ethics nonexistent
>
> % ar m God
> ar: God does not exist
>
> % "How would you rate SCO's incompetence?
> Unmatched ."
>
> % [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
> Missing ].
>
> % ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
> Modifier failed.
>
> % If I had a ( for every $ Bill Gates spent, what would I have?
> Too many ('s.
>
> % make love
> Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
>
> % sleep with me
> bad character
>
> % got a light?
> No match.
>
> % man: why did you get a divorce?
> man:{sp 0}: Too many arguments.
>
> % ^What is saccharine?
> Bad substitute.
>
> % man woman
> No manual entry for woman.
>
> % %blow
> %blow: No such job.
>
> % (-
> (-: Command not found.
>
> % sh
> $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
> no sense in pretending!
>
> $ drink <bottle; opener
> bottle: cannot open
> opener: not found
>
> $ mkdir matter; cat >matter
> matter: cannot create
LOL - I'll be keeping this one
Anne
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