On May 20, 2004 11:05 am, Lee Wiggers wrote: > I have a complaint. > > How can I get my share of virus laden emails? > > It isn't right that everyone get's a bunch and I'm only averaging > one a week. > > Who's getting mine? > > fess up. > > Lee
We wish to apologize to you for our oversight. But after reviewing the data on you we discovered that the best we can do is throw tons of spam at you with all kinds of little cookies that track your every movement on and off the internet and also collect pornographic photos of you and anyone else near your PC. We note, with some sadness, that you are running Linux. It is almost impossible to write a successful virus that will function on that platform so we've largely given up. We are learning about rootkits, though, and expect to be up and running on them in a year or two. If you believe that this is unfair we can't help you. The best we can reccommend is that you install a real operating system, Windows XP will do nicely, and use approved software such as Outlook, Internet Explorer, VBA and Office so that you can revel in the full experiene of the Internet and the high quality commercial, closed source software that will one day take over completely. Yours with deep regret, Script Kiddies Incorporated, Dick Rotten, aged 12 Jane Throwback, aged 14 :-)
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