On Thursday 20 May 2004 07:10 pm, John Wilson wrote: > On May 20, 2004 11:05 am, Lee Wiggers wrote: > > I have a complaint. > > > > How can I get my share of virus laden emails? > > > > It isn't right that everyone get's a bunch and I'm only averaging > > one a week. > > > > Who's getting mine? > > > > fess up. > > > > Lee > > We wish to apologize to you for our oversight. But after reviewing the > data on you we discovered that the best we can do is throw tons of spam at > you with all kinds of little cookies that track your every movement on and > off the internet and also collect pornographic photos of you and anyone > else near your PC. > > We note, with some sadness, that you are running Linux. It is almost > impossible to write a successful virus that will function on that platform > so we've largely given up. We are learning about rootkits, though, and > expect to be up and running on them in a year or two. > > If you believe that this is unfair we can't help you. The best we can > reccommend is that you install a real operating system, Windows XP will do > nicely, and use approved software such as Outlook, Internet Explorer, VBA > and Office so that you can revel in the full experiene of the Internet and > the high quality commercial, closed source software that will one day take > over completely. > > Yours with deep regret, > > Script Kiddies Incorporated, > Dick Rotten, aged 12 > Jane Throwback, aged 14 > > :-)
John: Excellent! -- cmg
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