No...No...no...you're all wrong. Windows is written in pig latin. It's the
only thing that could possibly explain its terribly slow performance,
frequent lockups and crashes, and of course who could forget the beloved
"blue screen of death" which arrives nanoseconds before you actually get
your finger on the CTRL-S keys to save your document.

damn the torpedos man and storm the Gates mansion. Hang the silly bugger
from his VisualBasic scribbling finger tips till he resites the anti-trust
laws backwards in Jappanese!

-- 
Mark

/ * Sometimes it becomes necessary to rock the boat
  * in order to get the rats up from below decks
  * so they can be kicked over the side and drowned!
  *
  *     REGISTERED LINUX USER # 182496
  */

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On Thu, 30 Nov 2000 pablito had this to say!

> windows is written in assembly language??  Jeez, if it is, why does it take
> up so much space?  I thought it was written in compiled batch language.
> 
> : > No, Windows isn't written in VB.  Windows is written in assembly
> language.
> : >
> 
> 
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