On Tue, Mar 22, 2005 at 09:59:06AM -0700, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: > My hitman will teach you the difference between wrong and right...... :)
Ah, physical threats, how delightful!
> > > He claims that we will be more secure, stable and reliable when we
> > > are no longer "in danger of litigation" from SCO. DON'T BELIEVE
> > > HIM!!!
>
> My opponent does not have ANY intention of making our club more secure,
> stable and reliable. He wants to undercut it from below, toppling it
> under the rule of evil.
Evil is very secure, no one comes (willing) into our domain, and from
this I conclude that evil is much more secure. As we know, "Evil will
always triumph over good, because good is dumb"[1]
Also I'd like to point out that my opponent is responding to her own
argument, she obviously enraged and unable to think straight. How can
you trust someone who so simply reacts like this to such a basic
argument?
> I assure those of you who may have been led astray by Mr Holt that SCO++
> does not own the intellectual rights to the UUG. However, should you
> elect him to be your president, I'm sure that he will waste no time in
> changing that fact. By electing me as the president of the UUG, I
> assure you that the IP rights of the UUG will be protected.
I too agree, the IP rights of the UUG must be protected for their
original owner, rather than stolen by communistic anti-Americans.
> To put down any fears regarding my opponent's claim against me, I assure
> the good members of the UUG that I have no intention of using club funds
> for anything other than their intended uses (pizza for meetings, club
> t-shirts, club technology, hitmen, etc).
Now she clarifies her position, unfortunately this is only a cover-up. I
encourage you to not believe her. The history of my opponent's lies are
well documented in the archives, and I refer you to them.
> Are you denying that you have blasphemed against Tux, the BSD daemon,
> and the great Darwin Platypus (along with any other mascots I may have
> missed)? By claiming the need for licenses, my opponent is committing
> blasphemy against these creatures! How can we as a people have a
> president who would do such a thing?
I see, my constituents, do you support someone who worships such idols?
Enjoying the use of them, and treat them properly, but they are in no
way Deity, or even deity. And as such I am unable to blaspheme against
them.
> Pardon me. I forgot momentarily that he is planning on forcing members
> of the club to pay for SCO++ licenses out of their own money. And at a
> cost of $650 per processor. Do you have an extra $650 lying around? I
> certainly don't!
We have a convenient payment plan[2]
> He is the offspring of SCO. Do you believe that the offspring of SCO
> is capable of creating something? Or is it more likely that he is
> simply stealing the work of others, and releasing it as his own? SCO is
> nothing but LEECHES. SCO++ is a LEECH!
I find your statement offensive to leeches. Haven't we offended leeches
enough? For centuries they helped us cure many deadly diseases, but today
we find so many using them as an insult. Have you considered how the
leeches feel? I doubt it.
My constituents, I pledge that I will reduce leech related insults and
defamation.
> SCO has created a new legal firm: the "NO legal firm". The lawyers from
> this firm will certianly be present at UUG meetings, using their
> parasitic tactics to steal the money out of your wallets. Do not allow
> this!
my no lawyers are offended by your comments. They are very sensitive
fish-men, and have enough troubles getting by in today's fast paced
world. Can you imagine what it is like to be a fish-man? To be shunned
by friends and family? To have no one to turn to until you are able to
go to the city of your ancestors and await the awaking of the Great Old
Ones? They suffer enough, I can only beg you to leave them be.
I pledge that I will use all my power to stop fish-men bigots, such as
my opponent.
> > How dare you consider that I would demean such a sacred thing as Steak!
> > I would never provide anything less than the highest quality USDA
> > approved beef steaks. Preferably rib-eyes, but there are many other good
> > cuts of beef. I guarantee only the best Steak for my constituents!
>
> Thus he says now! However, what reason do you have to trust him? Do
> you not doubt that there will be a Great Purge, and a re-education
> campaign if SCO++ is elected president? Do not listen as he preaches to
> you about a "Great Leap Forward".
No where have i mentioned a "Great Leap Forward".
> You are a reincarnation of your brother. Why should your brother's
> actions be left out of this? You simply want me to leave your brother
> out of this, because you think that perhaps others will not see the
> connection. People must know who you are, and what your goals are!
How can I be a reincarnation of my brother? He is still alive and well
and looking for work in Denver. He being rather busy would be best left
alone.
> This calls for a fight. Take up your rotten fruit (and anything else
> you might have access to) and follow me! Do not succumb to the EULA! Do
> not succumb to the evil that is SCO++
But you have already done so, and my opponent has shown her support for
it by leaving it in the message.
You are my constituents, and I know that you will not heed these false
words, but I say these thing to confirm to you, my constituents, my
continued work for your betterment.
SCO++
[1] Spaceballs
[2] $1 per month with no annual interest. Down payment is currently the
low, low cost of your soul! Come in today!
--
SCO++ Paul McNabb
Vote SCO++ for President
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