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American Oath

"The American people, not the United Nations, [are] the only body that
President Bush has sworn to represent."

- Sen. John McCain, New York Times, 3/12/03

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Constitutional Imperative

"It should be noted that the Constitution requires the president to protect
American lives, not Iraqi lives, even though he or anyone else would try to
minimize such loss of life among innocent civilians."

- Columnist Richard Rahn

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Cat's Out of the Bag...Maybe

"'U.S. officials said Wednesday that surrender negotiations have secretly
begun with key Iraqi military officials in hopes that some military units
will not fight U.S. and coalition forces if there is war,' CNN reports. Good
thing no one watches CNN anymore or this wouldn't be a secret."

- James Taranto, Best of the Web, 3/12/03

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The Cost of NOT Acting

"If we don't disarm Saddam now, we won't have enough streets to name after
the victims of the next attack."

- New York City Councilman Peter Vallone who voted against a council
resolution opposing war with Iraq

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Postcards from the Fringe

"The United States is continuing to fake evidence against Iraq.  A second
U.S. diplomat has resigned over Bush's bloodlust."

- Goofball filmmaker and "liberal gadfly" Michael Moore

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Actors Schmactors

"Just because we're actors isn't any reason to give us a voice on these
issues more than anyone else."

- Actor Bruce Willis

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Leno-isms

Some dingers by Tonight Show host Jay Leno, compiled by our friends over at
The Federalist:

*  "As you know, the British Ambassador to the U.S. presented to the
Security Council a proposal to give Saddam Hussein until March 17th to
comply with weapons inspections, or face military action. So it looks like
the Irish aren't going to be the only ones getting bombed on St. Patrick's
Day."

*  "Self-righteous China also said today they are against the use of force.
Unless it's by a tank against college students in Tiananmen Square."

*  "CNN said that after the war, there is a plan to divide Iraq into three
parts. It would be: regular, premium, and unleaded."

*  "The big story -- President Bush today agreed to allow more weapons
inspectors into Iraq. In fact, I understand he's got 250,000 inspectors
ready to go."

*  "This was a front-page story in USA Today -- American tourists in Paris
report being yelled at, attacked and spit on by the French. So things are
finally getting back to normal."

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Enviro-Wackos Obstructing National Defense

"In California's Mojave Desert, Marines can only train during the daytime so
as not to trample endangered tortoises.  Live or simulated fire is
off-limits and all vehicles are restricted to roads.  Hawaii's Makua
Military Reservation was shut down in 1998 in response to lawsuits seeking
to protect a tree snail, and Navy SEAL training on Coronado Island in
California is restricted because of the snowy plover bird."

- Washington Times, 3/13/03

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TSA: Thousands Standing Around

New York Sen. Chuckie Schumer got a taste of what he and his buddies in
Congress hath wrought on air travel recently, reports The Hill.  Stuck in
what has become the typical long line at security checkpoints administered
by the new government employees of the Transportation Security
Administration (TSA), Schumer got antsy and demanded the officer in charge
explain "what's going on."

The funny part is, at first no one knew who the self-important senator WAS
until someone in line called out his name and explained that the delay was
due to too many TSA workers taking a break.

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Tax Cut Conundrum

"Right here, Mr. President, is where your tax cut is stuck.  The Republicans
can't quite swallow it, and the Democrats can't cough it up."

- Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist at the annual Gridiron dinner, pointing
to the esophagus on a medical chart in comparing how food and legislation
are processed, The Hill, 3/12/03

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Look Out, Gas Tax Hike on the Horizon

"President Bush has other things on his mind, but let's hope someone at the
White House is keeping an eye on GOP Congressman Don Young.  The Alaskan
heads the 75-member House Transportation Committee, and he's quietly cooking
up one wooly mammoth of a highway spending proposal.  Thought last year's
$173 billion Porky Pig farm bill was bad?  You'd better sit down for this
one."

- Wall Street Journal editorial, 3/11/03

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Estrada Saga

First, the White House offered Democrats opposed to judicial nominee Miguel
Estrada an opportunity to meet with him personally and/or submit written
questions they felt remained unanswered about his stellar qualifications.  A
few have met with him; none submitted any written questions.  In the
meantime, the de facto Democrat filibuster of his nomination continues.

In a new effort to break the logjam, Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist,
Tennessee Republican, generously offered on Tuesday to have Mr. Estrada make
yet another appearance before the Judiciary Committee and allow Leahy,
Kennedy, Schumer & Company to grill the poor guy yet again in exchange for
allowing a straight up-or-down vote on his nomination afterwards.

The Democrats told Frist to pound dirt.

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Another Victory for Color-Blindness

"Virginia Tech's governing board, on the advice of the state attorney
general, has barred the consideration of race or sex during the admissions,
hiring and financial-aid processes."

- Washington Times, 3/12/03

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If Only He Was Kidding

"President Bush says frivolous lawsuits have never helped anyone.  Yeah,
tell that to my new house in Georgetown."

- Sen. John Edwards, North Carolina Democrat, who made his fortune through
personal injury lawsuits, at the 118th Annual Gridiron Dinner in Washington

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Gee, Thanks Sen. Edwards...Enjoy the House

"My family fell victim to a crisis in health care. My husband was in an
accident. He was rushed to the hospital, but the surgeons who could have
helped him were no longer there. Lawsuits against doctors and hospitals have
made it too expensive for them to practice.  We didn't get the care we
needed, and today we suffer."

- Leanne Dyess, who lost her husband due to head injuries suffered in a car
accident last summer, in new TV commercial by the American Hospital
Association

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