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March 20, 2004

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OINK, OINK

�I hate to say it, but the NIH (National Institutes of Health) is one of the best 
agencies in the world.  But they've turned into pigs. You know, pigs! They can't keep 
their oinks closed. They send a senator down there [to] argue as if they're broke." 

- Sen. Pete Domenici (R-NM) on Sen. Arlen Specter�s (R-PA) proposal to boost NIH 
spending by $1.5 billion

JOBS, JOBS, JOBS

If you believe what Democrats are saying these days (in which case you ought to 
seriously consider putting down the bong or seeking professional help), then you 
believe that the February 2004 jobless rate of 5.6% is just...well, terrible.  No, 
worse than terrible.  The pits.  And that means only one thing: Bush has got to go.

Umm...let�s hop into the Wayback Machine, shall we Sherman?  Set the date for February 
1996.  Bill Clinton is gearing up for his re-election effort.  The jobless rate back 
then?  5.5%.  Hmm.  I don�t recall the Democrats clamoring for Bubba�s head because of 
such a miserable jobless rate back then.  Wonder what the difference is now?

MONKEY TRIAL COUNTY REVERSES COURSE

�Yesterday we wrote about the Rhea County Commission's plan to block gay marriage from 
spreading into their community by criminalizing homosexuality and entirely banning gay 
persons from living in Rhea County (Tennessee). Only two days after the Rhea County 
Commission unanimously passed that resolution -- and in the face of a national 
firestorm of ridicule -- they met in a special session on Thursday to revisit their 
vote. In just minutes, they unanimously repealed their previous action with little 
public comment.�

- Ron Gunzburger, Politics1, 3/19/04

A REAL MAN OF THE LITTLE PEOPLE

�Sen. John Kerry sold his foreign mansion in Italy just weeks before he announced a 
run for the White House in January of 2003.  Actor George Clooney purchased the 
stunning 18th-century mansion located in the Italian village of Laglio (50 miles north 
of Milan) from Kerry and his wife for $7,800,000. Clooney first learned about the 
listing from Brad Pitt, who had been holidaying with his wife, Jennifer Aniston, at 
Versace's compound nearby.�

- The Drudge Report

THEY DON�T CALL HIM �EFFING� FOR NOTHING

�The image-conscious candidate (John Kerry) and his aides prevailed upon reporters and 
photographers to let him have a first run down the mountain solo, except for two 
agents and Marvin Nicholson, his omnipresent right-hand man.  His next trip down, a 
reporter and a camera crew were allowed to follow along on skis--just in time to see 
Mr. Kerry taken out by one of the Secret Service men, who had inadvertently moved into 
his path, sending him into the snow.  When asked about the mishap a moment later, he 
said sharply, �I don't fall down,� then used an expletive to describe the agent who 
�knocked me over.� "

- New York Times report on Kerry�s snowboarding trip in Idaho

HOME OF THE WHOPPERS

�Hi Chuck!  Just finished reading Thursday's News and Views and loved it as always.� 
Got a huge LOL from the story of John Kerry�s �VC�, the Flying River Hound, because it 
reminded me of a similar whopper once told by a fraternity brother of mine who could 
have bested the Gore/Kerry �oral tradition� in spades.� 

�This guy claimed that after a night of drinking in various bars along the Monterey, 
CA waterfront, he fell into Monterey Bay, where he was rescued by a dolphin, who 
somehow took hold of him and carried him across the bay to Santa Cruz, where he 
dropped him off on the beach at the foot of the UC Santa Cruz campus he attended!� The 
image of this drunken college boy being carried cross bay by one of Flipper's fellows 
is right up there with VC's aerial feat.� Have a good weekend and be well.�

- News & Views reader Mike German

BOSTON FOG REPORT

�John Kerry�s unsteady leadership on Iraq is like the weather of his native New 
England.  If you don�t like his position, wait a minute and it will change.�

- Bush/Cheney campaign spokesman Steve Schmidt

UNCLE TED�S PREDICTION

�(The) prime minister of Spain paid a high price Sunday for supporting us in the 
(Iraq) war, and for misleading the Spanish people. President Bush is likely to pay a 
similar high price in November"

- Sen. Ted Kennedy (D-Mass.)

HOW TO FIGHT TERRORISM

�You fight it with helicopter gunships and artillery, not hot air at the United 
Nations.�

- Talk-show host Neal Boortz

QUEEN FOR A DAY

�(John Kerry) said a lot of world leaders want him to be president.  Then the Bush 
administration said, �Yeah, like who?� . . . The only name he could come up with: 
Queen Latifah.�

- Late Show host David Letterman

ONE OF KERRY�S FOREIGN SUPPORTERS 

Those secret foreign leaders who John Kerry says want John Kerry to beat George Bush 
in November are coming forward, starting with Spain�s new prime minister and latest 
inductee into the Axis of Weasels.  Now another foreign leader has joined the Kerry 
cheerleading squad: Former Malaysian Prime Minister Mahathir Mohamad.

You remember Mahathir, don�t you?

�In October 2003 at the Islamic Summit Conference,� reminds Talon News, �Mohamad gave 
a speech where he said that Muslims will �forever be oppressed and dominated by the 
Europeans and the Jews.� He also called on Muslims to unite against Jews towards a 
�final victory� and further added that �the Jews rule the world by proxy.�"  Lovely.

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PRICE CONTROLS FOR DRUGS

�Why not have price controls on pharmaceuticals? . . . Many Americans will remember 
the �energy crisis� of the 1970s, which began when Richard Nixon imposed price 
controls on energy in 1971 � everybody needs energy, right? � and ended when Ronald 
Reagan finally lifted those price controls in 1981. Since then, the price of energy 
has gone up and down, to be sure, but at least energy has always been available � with 
no more gasoline-pump lines.

�And that's the problem with price controls on prescription drugs.  (Sen. Ted) Kennedy 
(D-MA) and his crew don't like to mention the certainty that drug price controls will 
lead to drug shortages; they prefer to act as if pharmaceuticals grow on trees. But 
the root fact is that the pharmaceutical companies spend $30 billion each year on 
research and development. If Uncle Sam cuts down their prices, will they really 
continue to invest so much in the medicines of the future? Will they develop drugs 
that improve and save lives?  The answer could be a matter of life and death for 
millions.�

- Columnist James Pinkerton

THE ONLY GOOD MONOPOLY IS A GOV�T MONOPOLY

�Imagine an enormous company � an organization with the largest workforce of any U.S. 
company except Wal-Mart. Yet it doesn�t pay taxes, ignores SEC guidelines, and sells 
fraudulent products to consumers. It has a complete monopoly in its own industry and 
makes predatory raids into others. Now imagine that the Supreme Court declares this 
company can�t even be sued in a court of law.  Well, guess what? This organization 
exists. It�s your friendly Postal Service.�

- Sam Ryan of the Lexington Institute  
(http://www.lexingtoninstitute.org/postal/040315.asp)

EU PICKING UP WHERE JANET RENO LEFT OFF

�Microsoft Corp. failed in last-ditch talks to reach an accord on its business 
practices with European antitrust regulators and now faces rulings that could affect 
the way it sells software for an array of products, from servers now to mobile phones 
in the future.� The European Commission next Wednesday is expected to order Microsoft 
to offer computer makers a version of Windows without its Media Player multimedia 
software for sale to European consumers -- and that could lead to such a choice being 
offered world-wide.

�The commission also is expected to require Microsoft to release enough new 
information about Windows to allow rival companies, including Sun Microsystems Inc. 
and Novell Inc., to make software that works as well in a Windows-dominated world as 
Microsoft's own software does. It also will likely levy its largest fine, widely 
expected to be at least $200 million to $300 million.�

- Wall Street Journal, 3/19/04

GETTING THE MICRO-SHAFT

After being hounded for years by Janet Reno�s (In)Justic Department, Microsoft now 
finds itself in the cross-hairs of the European Union.  After settlement talks 
revolving around Microsoft�s media player broke down this week, it appears the EU will 
slam the software giant with a huge fine and other yet-to-be named sanctions.  Is this 
just green-eye-shade jealousy by European weenies trying to make a name for themselves 
at the expense of a highly successful American company?  Or is Microsoft really the 
devil dressed in a floppy disk?  Is this Microsoft�s just desserts...or an 
international miscarriage of justice?  Weigh in on our Discussion Board at: 
http://blog.chuckmuth.com/blog/

TAKING BAD HABITS BACK HOME

Some time ago, Congress found a way to blow off all those pesky constituents who found 
email to be a quick and inexpensive means of communicating with their elected 
officials.  Hey, if your congressman wanted your stinkin� opinion, he�d ask for it 
(just before ignoring it).  

Anyway, rather than actually receive, read and respond to easily submitted emails, 
congress-critters set up �web forms� on their websites, forcing people to visit their 
online propaganda machines and filling out a �form� in order to petition their 
government.  Oh, yeah.  And you MUST include a lot of personal information which can 
be recorded and tracked by Big Brother for future reference.

Get ready to suffer similar indignities and roadblocks at the state and local level.  
For example, former Kentucky Rep. Ernie Fletcher was recently elected governor there.  
And just this week emails to the governor began getting kicked back with an 
auto-responder instructing the great unwashed to...yup, go to the governor�s website 
if they wish to communicate with his highness.  �If you choose not to visit the site 
above,� says the notice, �we will not be able to receive your comments.�

Well, of course they *could;* they�ve just chosen not to.

This apparently isn�t the only bad habit the former congressman brought home after 
drinking the water in our nation�s capital for a few years.  One of his first acts as 
governor has been to embrace the notion of raising the tobacco tax on Kentucky 
residents...proving once again: You can take the boy out of Washington, but you can�t 
take the Washington out of the boy.

AMENDMENT MADNESS

A dozen House Republicans introduced a bill last week which could allow Congress to 
overrule by a 2/3 vote a Supreme Court decision upholding the right to keep and bear 
arms, thereby amending the Constitution with no vote of the people through their state 
legislatures.  This is the slippery slope we�re heading down with all this foolish 
talk about a federal marriage amendment.  Read Neal Boortz�s entire column on this 
subject, including the names of the Dirty Dozen GOP�ers pushing this dangerous idea 
at:  http://www.townhall.com/columnists/GuestColumns/Boortz20040319.shtml
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