No. But I've heard of a linksee routery. (no joke) Computer support makes you despair for the human race.
On Mon, Mar 16, 2009 at 1:15 PM, Josh Bowlin <[email protected]> wrote: > have any of you ever used a linkskis rooter? > > On Mon, Mar 16, 2009 at 1:10 PM, Kyle K.K. <[email protected]> wrote: >> >> They ran out of brain fluid. >> >> On Mon, Mar 16, 2009 at 1:08 PM, Kyle Munz <[email protected]> wrote: >> > That sounds to me like they were low on network fluid. >> > >> > -Kyle >> > >> > On Mon, Mar 16, 2009 at 2:05 PM, Josh Bowlin <[email protected]> >> > wrote: >> >> >> >> yes and we have had people call in saying i need u to reset my immodium >> >> cause my phone's not working, so we reset the *modem* and the call >> >> drops >> >> thus meaning they were on there phone! >..< >> >> >> >> On Mon, Mar 16, 2009 at 12:58 PM, Kyle K.K. <[email protected]> >> >> wrote: >> >>> >> >>> Do you ask them how they're calling in without a working phone? :-D >> >>> >> >>> >> >>> On Mon, Mar 16, 2009 at 12:56 PM, Josh Bowlin <[email protected]> >> >>> wrote: >> >>> > we have customers call in who are in power outages mad that there >> >>> > phone >> >>> > and >> >>> > internet dont work. >> >>> > >> >>> > On Mon, Mar 16, 2009 at 12:55 PM, Kyle Munz <[email protected]> >> >>> > wrote: >> >>> >> >> >>> >> When I answered phones for Gateway I met at least 5 different CSRs >> >>> >> who >> >>> >> claimed to have been the person who took the call from the lady >> >>> >> who's >> >>> >> screen >> >>> >> went blank only to find out her power was out. I began to doubt the >> >>> >> authenticity of the story. Weirdest call I got was the lady wanting >> >>> >> to >> >>> >> know >> >>> >> if she could spray for roaches inside her computer. >> >>> >> >> >>> >> -Kyle >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>> >> On Mon, Mar 16, 2009 at 1:51 PM, Josh Bowlin <[email protected]> >> >>> >> wrote: >> >>> >>> >> >>> >>> I have one that tops them all.. gotta call saying my coffe holder >> >>> >>> is >> >>> >>> broke. I was like WHA?!?! he said yeah, everyday i come to work >> >>> >>> and >> >>> >>> hit the >> >>> >>> botton on my computer and my coffee holder comes out...i about >> >>> >>> fell >> >>> >>> out of >> >>> >>> my chair >> >>> >>> >> >>> >>> On Mon, Mar 16, 2009 at 12:48 PM, Kyle K.K. <[email protected]> >> >>> >>> wrote: >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>> How many people here work as a computer tech/admin/etc? >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>> Hit any key. >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>> "Where's the any key?!" >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>> On Mon, Mar 16, 2009 at 12:47 PM, Josh Bowlin >> >>> >>>> <[email protected]> >> >>> >>>> wrote: >> >>> >>>> > we also have picnic errors here problem in chair not in >> >>> >>>> > computer! >> >>> >>>> > hahahah i >> >>> >>>> > work tech support for mediacom >> >>> >>>> > >> >>> >>>> > On Mon, Mar 16, 2009 at 12:45 PM, Kyle K.K. >> >>> >>>> > <[email protected]> >> >>> >>>> > wrote: >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >>>> >> It could be worse. >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >>>> >> *Your idee10tee.ini file is missing from your computer. In >> >>> >>>> >> tech >> >>> >>>> >> terms, >> >>> >>>> >> we call this a PEBKAC error." >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >>>> >> On Mon, Mar 16, 2009 at 12:43 PM, Josh Bowlin >> >>> >>>> >> <[email protected]> >> >>> >>>> >> wrote: >> >>> >>>> >> > yup u need the belt to keep the exhaust flowing! and ive >> >>> >>>> >> > never >> >>> >>>> >> > heard the >> >>> >>>> >> > red >> >>> >>>> >> > dye thats good, oh i have to install the headlight coolant >> >>> >>>> >> > also! >> >>> >>>> >> > that >> >>> >>>> >> > way >> >>> >>>> >> > they dont overheat! >> >>> >>>> >> > >> >>> >>>> >> > On Mon, Mar 16, 2009 at 12:42 PM, Kyle K.K. >> >>> >>>> >> > <[email protected]> >> >>> >>>> >> > wrote: >> >>> >>>> >> >> >> >>> >>>> >> >> I haven't heard the exhaust belt one. Nice. My favorite was >> >>> >>>> >> >> the >> >>> >>>> >> >> taillight dye. You know, to keep the taillight red. >> >>> >>>> >> >> >> >>> >>>> >> >> >> >>> >>>> >> >> On Mon, Mar 16, 2009 at 12:39 PM, Josh Bowlin >> >>> >>>> >> >> <[email protected]> >> >>> >>>> >> >> wrote: >> >>> >>>> >> >> > HA my dad used to be a mechanic, and he knows a few in >> >>> >>>> >> >> > town, >> >>> >>>> >> >> > he >> >>> >>>> >> >> > told >> >>> >>>> >> >> > my >> >>> >>>> >> >> > sister she needed about one of each of those. she gave >> >>> >>>> >> >> > the >> >>> >>>> >> >> > guy >> >>> >>>> >> >> > her >> >>> >>>> >> >> > credit >> >>> >>>> >> >> > card just as my dad walked around the corner, we all >> >>> >>>> >> >> > still >> >>> >>>> >> >> > get a >> >>> >>>> >> >> > good >> >>> >>>> >> >> > chuckle out of it, oh and dont forget the exhaust belt! >> >>> >>>> >> >> > >> >>> >>>> >> >> > On Mon, Mar 16, 2009 at 12:37 PM, Kyle Munz >> >>> >>>> >> >> > <[email protected]> >> >>> >>>> >> >> > wrote: >> >>> >>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >>>> >> >> >> You have to be careful about these jokes sometimes. We >> >>> >>>> >> >> >> had >> >>> >>>> >> >> >> a >> >>> >>>> >> >> >> 3000GT >> >>> >>>> >> >> >> VR-4 >> >>> >>>> >> >> >> guy actually buy "Bearings, Muffler" once. Turns out >> >>> >>>> >> >> >> Mitz >> >>> >>>> >> >> >> actually >> >>> >>>> >> >> >> makes >> >>> >>>> >> >> >> them and they're non-refundable. >> >>> >>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >>>> >> >> >> -Kyle >> >>> >>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >>>> >> >> >> On Mon, Mar 16, 2009 at 1:34 PM, Kyle K.K. >> >>> >>>> >> >> >> <[email protected]> >> >>> >>>> >> >> >> wrote: >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> Especially when it's halogen high test synthetic and >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> you >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> want >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> the >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> 'mid >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> beam' weight. >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> On Mon, Mar 16, 2009 at 12:33 PM, Kyle Munz >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> <[email protected]> >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> wrote: >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> > That's nowhere near as bad as headlight fluid, >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> > especially if >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> > you >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> > have >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> > to buy >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> > the halogen. That stuff gets expensive! >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> > -Kyle >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> > On Mon, Mar 16, 2009 at 1:30 PM, Kyle K.K. >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> > <[email protected]> >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> > wrote: >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> Good thing I don't have to replace my blinker fluid! >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> On Mon, Mar 16, 2009 at 12:28 PM, Kyle Munz >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> <[email protected]> >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> wrote: >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> > Sounds to me like your muffler bearings have >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> > finally >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> > worn >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> > out. >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> > -Kyle >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> > On Mon, Mar 16, 2009 at 1:24 PM, Kyle K.K. >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> > <[email protected]> >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> > wrote: >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> >> I just sank a couple hundred bucks into my 550 >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> >> and >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> >> now I >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> >> have >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> >> an >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> >> exhaust leak. The farthest left pipe is just a >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> >> touch >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> >> loose. >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> >> If I >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> >> push >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> >> in from the front, it goes away. Why is it that >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> >> as >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> >> soon >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> >> as >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> >> you >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> >> fix >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> >> up >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> >> the bike, something else goes wrong? >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> >> *see subject line* >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> >> -Kyle KK >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> > > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> > > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> >>> >>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >>>> >> >> > >> >>> >>>> >> >> > >> >>> >>>> >> >> > > >> >>> >>>> >> >> > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >> >>> >>>> >> >> >> >>> >>>> >> > >> >>> >>>> >> > >> >>> >>>> >> > > >> >>> >>>> >> > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >> >>> >>>> > >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>>> >> >>> >>> >> >>> >>> >> >>> >>> >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > > >> >>> > >> >>> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > >> > > >> > >> >> > > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Nighthawk Motorcycle Lovers!" group. 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