i had one person tell me there immodium wasnt working, so i said u might call your doctor instead....my supervisor was listening in and i didnt know, he busted out laughing and no one knew why, even me cause i didnt know he was listening. cust wasnt too thrilled but i got a laugh out of her before she hung up.
On Mon, Mar 16, 2009 at 1:19 PM, Kyle K.K. <[email protected]> wrote: > > No. But I've heard of a linksee routery. (no joke) Computer support > makes you despair for the human race. > > On Mon, Mar 16, 2009 at 1:15 PM, Josh Bowlin <[email protected]> wrote: > > have any of you ever used a linkskis rooter? > > > > On Mon, Mar 16, 2009 at 1:10 PM, Kyle K.K. <[email protected]> wrote: > >> > >> They ran out of brain fluid. > >> > >> On Mon, Mar 16, 2009 at 1:08 PM, Kyle Munz <[email protected]> wrote: > >> > That sounds to me like they were low on network fluid. > >> > > >> > -Kyle > >> > > >> > On Mon, Mar 16, 2009 at 2:05 PM, Josh Bowlin <[email protected]> > >> > wrote: > >> >> > >> >> yes and we have had people call in saying i need u to reset my > immodium > >> >> cause my phone's not working, so we reset the *modem* and the call > >> >> drops > >> >> thus meaning they were on there phone! >..< > >> >> > >> >> On Mon, Mar 16, 2009 at 12:58 PM, Kyle K.K. <[email protected]> > >> >> wrote: > >> >>> > >> >>> Do you ask them how they're calling in without a working phone? :-D > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> On Mon, Mar 16, 2009 at 12:56 PM, Josh Bowlin <[email protected]> > >> >>> wrote: > >> >>> > we have customers call in who are in power outages mad that there > >> >>> > phone > >> >>> > and > >> >>> > internet dont work. > >> >>> > > >> >>> > On Mon, Mar 16, 2009 at 12:55 PM, Kyle Munz <[email protected]> > >> >>> > wrote: > >> >>> >> > >> >>> >> When I answered phones for Gateway I met at least 5 different > CSRs > >> >>> >> who > >> >>> >> claimed to have been the person who took the call from the lady > >> >>> >> who's > >> >>> >> screen > >> >>> >> went blank only to find out her power was out. I began to doubt > the > >> >>> >> authenticity of the story. Weirdest call I got was the lady > wanting > >> >>> >> to > >> >>> >> know > >> >>> >> if she could spray for roaches inside her computer. > >> >>> >> > >> >>> >> -Kyle > >> >>> >> > >> >>> >> > >> >>> >> On Mon, Mar 16, 2009 at 1:51 PM, Josh Bowlin < > [email protected]> > >> >>> >> wrote: > >> >>> >>> > >> >>> >>> I have one that tops them all.. gotta call saying my coffe > holder > >> >>> >>> is > >> >>> >>> broke. I was like WHA?!?! he said yeah, everyday i come to work > >> >>> >>> and > >> >>> >>> hit the > >> >>> >>> botton on my computer and my coffee holder comes out...i about > >> >>> >>> fell > >> >>> >>> out of > >> >>> >>> my chair > >> >>> >>> > >> >>> >>> On Mon, Mar 16, 2009 at 12:48 PM, Kyle K.K. < > [email protected]> > >> >>> >>> wrote: > >> >>> >>>> > >> >>> >>>> How many people here work as a computer tech/admin/etc? > >> >>> >>>> > >> >>> >>>> Hit any key. > >> >>> >>>> > >> >>> >>>> "Where's the any key?!" > >> >>> >>>> > >> >>> >>>> > >> >>> >>>> On Mon, Mar 16, 2009 at 12:47 PM, Josh Bowlin > >> >>> >>>> <[email protected]> > >> >>> >>>> wrote: > >> >>> >>>> > we also have picnic errors here problem in chair not in > >> >>> >>>> > computer! > >> >>> >>>> > hahahah i > >> >>> >>>> > work tech support for mediacom > >> >>> >>>> > > >> >>> >>>> > On Mon, Mar 16, 2009 at 12:45 PM, Kyle K.K. > >> >>> >>>> > <[email protected]> > >> >>> >>>> > wrote: > >> >>> >>>> >> > >> >>> >>>> >> It could be worse. > >> >>> >>>> >> > >> >>> >>>> >> *Your idee10tee.ini file is missing from your computer. In > >> >>> >>>> >> tech > >> >>> >>>> >> terms, > >> >>> >>>> >> we call this a PEBKAC error." > >> >>> >>>> >> > >> >>> >>>> >> > >> >>> >>>> >> > >> >>> >>>> >> On Mon, Mar 16, 2009 at 12:43 PM, Josh Bowlin > >> >>> >>>> >> <[email protected]> > >> >>> >>>> >> wrote: > >> >>> >>>> >> > yup u need the belt to keep the exhaust flowing! and ive > >> >>> >>>> >> > never > >> >>> >>>> >> > heard the > >> >>> >>>> >> > red > >> >>> >>>> >> > dye thats good, oh i have to install the headlight coolant > >> >>> >>>> >> > also! > >> >>> >>>> >> > that > >> >>> >>>> >> > way > >> >>> >>>> >> > they dont overheat! > >> >>> >>>> >> > > >> >>> >>>> >> > On Mon, Mar 16, 2009 at 12:42 PM, Kyle K.K. > >> >>> >>>> >> > <[email protected]> > >> >>> >>>> >> > wrote: > >> >>> >>>> >> >> > >> >>> >>>> >> >> I haven't heard the exhaust belt one. Nice. My favorite > was > >> >>> >>>> >> >> the > >> >>> >>>> >> >> taillight dye. You know, to keep the taillight red. > >> >>> >>>> >> >> > >> >>> >>>> >> >> > >> >>> >>>> >> >> On Mon, Mar 16, 2009 at 12:39 PM, Josh Bowlin > >> >>> >>>> >> >> <[email protected]> > >> >>> >>>> >> >> wrote: > >> >>> >>>> >> >> > HA my dad used to be a mechanic, and he knows a few in > >> >>> >>>> >> >> > town, > >> >>> >>>> >> >> > he > >> >>> >>>> >> >> > told > >> >>> >>>> >> >> > my > >> >>> >>>> >> >> > sister she needed about one of each of those. she gave > >> >>> >>>> >> >> > the > >> >>> >>>> >> >> > guy > >> >>> >>>> >> >> > her > >> >>> >>>> >> >> > credit > >> >>> >>>> >> >> > card just as my dad walked around the corner, we all > >> >>> >>>> >> >> > still > >> >>> >>>> >> >> > get a > >> >>> >>>> >> >> > good > >> >>> >>>> >> >> > chuckle out of it, oh and dont forget the exhaust belt! > >> >>> >>>> >> >> > > >> >>> >>>> >> >> > On Mon, Mar 16, 2009 at 12:37 PM, Kyle Munz > >> >>> >>>> >> >> > <[email protected]> > >> >>> >>>> >> >> > wrote: > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >> > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >> You have to be careful about these jokes sometimes. We > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >> had > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >> a > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >> 3000GT > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >> VR-4 > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >> guy actually buy "Bearings, Muffler" once. Turns out > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >> Mitz > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >> actually > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >> makes > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >> them and they're non-refundable. > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >> > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >> -Kyle > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >> > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >> > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >> On Mon, Mar 16, 2009 at 1:34 PM, Kyle K.K. > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >> <[email protected]> > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >> wrote: > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> Especially when it's halogen high test synthetic and > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> you > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> want > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> the > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> 'mid > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> beam' weight. > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> On Mon, Mar 16, 2009 at 12:33 PM, Kyle Munz > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> <[email protected]> > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> wrote: > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> > That's nowhere near as bad as headlight fluid, > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> > especially if > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> > you > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> > have > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> > to buy > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> > the halogen. That stuff gets expensive! > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> > > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> > -Kyle > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> > > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> > On Mon, Mar 16, 2009 at 1:30 PM, Kyle K.K. > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> > <[email protected]> > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> > wrote: > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> Good thing I don't have to replace my blinker > fluid! > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> On Mon, Mar 16, 2009 at 12:28 PM, Kyle Munz > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> <[email protected]> > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> wrote: > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> > Sounds to me like your muffler bearings have > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> > finally > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> > worn > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> > out. > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> > > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> > -Kyle > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> > > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> > > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> > On Mon, Mar 16, 2009 at 1:24 PM, Kyle K.K. > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> > <[email protected]> > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> > wrote: > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> >> > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> >> I just sank a couple hundred bucks into my 550 > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> >> and > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> >> now I > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> >> have > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> >> an > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> >> exhaust leak. The farthest left pipe is just a > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> >> touch > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> >> loose. > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> >> If I > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> >> push > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> >> in from the front, it goes away. Why is it that > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> >> as > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> >> soon > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> >> as > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> >> you > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> >> fix > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> >> up > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> >> the bike, something else goes wrong? > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> >> *see subject line* > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> >> > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> >> -Kyle KK > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> >> > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> >> > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> > > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> > > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> > > > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> > > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> >> > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> > > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> > > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> > > > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> > > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >>> > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >> > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >> > >> >>> >>>> >> >> >> > >> >>> >>>> >> >> > > >> >>> >>>> >> >> > > >> >>> >>>> >> >> > > > >> >>> >>>> >> >> > > >> >>> >>>> >> >> > >> >>> >>>> >> >> > >> >>> >>>> >> > > >> >>> >>>> >> > > >> >>> >>>> >> > > > >> >>> >>>> >> > > >> >>> >>>> >> >> > >> >>> >>>> > > >> >>> >>>> > >> >>> >>>> > >> >>> >>> > >> >>> >>> > >> >>> >>> > >> >>> >> > >> >>> >> > >> >>> >> > >> >>> > > >> >>> > > >> >>> > > > >> >>> > > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >> > >> >> > >> >> > >> > > >> > > >> > > > >> > > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Nighthawk Motorcycle Lovers!" group. 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