Great life lesson. I learned a great deal ;) -Kyle
On Thu, May 31, 2012 at 9:13 PM, mike21222 <[email protected]> wrote: > When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big > boobs. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend with big boobs, but there was no > passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In > college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything > was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened > suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25 I found > a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and > never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I > needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, > but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, > never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me > miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very > energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real > ambition. When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet > planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that > she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am older and wiser now, and > I am looking for a girl with big boobs... > > > > Sent from my Samsung Galaxy Tab 10.1 > surfswab <[email protected]> wrote: > Tried marriage once. Didn't like it much. > > In rare moments of introspection I've pondered what type of woman > would fit the bill, should I have decided to try again. > > It came down to two options. > > The kind I needed -- a patient, understanding helpmate who would give > good back rubs. Or the kind I wanted -- a deaf, dumb nymphomaniac who > owned a liquor store. > > Neither has crossed my path. So I content myself with having as many > motorcycles as I damn well please (!) > > > > On May 31, 10:29 am, "Allen Thomas" <[email protected]> wrote: > > There is an old saying "You can't hitch a Mule to an Ox." They will just > go around in a circle. In a good marriage you work together and respect > each other. In a bad one that doesn't happen. Some people have a need for > control, when they are married to someone who resents being controlled. It > is bad news and hurt feeling all around. Be thankful you have a good > marriage. There is more than just money and reason, to coming to a > consensus on purchases. > > > Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T > > > > > > > > -----Original Message----- > > From: Kyle Munz <[email protected]> > > > > Sender: [email protected] > > Date: Thu, 31 May 2012 09:17:09 > > > To: <[email protected]> > > Reply-To: [email protected] > > Subject: Re: [Nighthawk Lovers] Re: Domestic strife > > > > Who wants what gets worked out before the month begins. We allocate blow > > money for eachother too. How you spend your blow money is entirely up to > > you, that's why it's called "blow money". I like to let mine pile up and > > purchase large items, she likes to blow hers the first wknd of every > month > > at the mall. We can't criticize the other though. I'm not saying that > > buying the bike was a bad purchase, but if this is something the guy does > > then set aside $1000 in a column for bike projects. When he sells one it > > can go towards the next project. No budget is perfect for everyone, but > > communication prior to large purchases is what keeps blow ups like this > > from happening. > > > > -Kyle > > > > On Thu, May 31, 2012 at 8:43 AM, Allen Thomas <[email protected]> > wrote: > > > > > ** > > > > Sometimes it's not about the budget, and more about who wants what. > > > Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T > > > ------------------------------ > > > *From: * Kyle Munz <[email protected]> > > > *Sender: * [email protected] > > > *Date: *Thu, 31 May 2012 08:08:45 -0500 > > > *To: *<[email protected]> > > > *ReplyTo: * [email protected] > > > *Subject: *Re: [Nighthawk Lovers] Re: Domestic strife > > > > > > <Soapbox id='Budget'> > > > Were the happy couple operating on a joint account with a written > budget > > > this situation could have never arisen, propensities towards drama or > not. > > > Agree on the budget before the month begins, then pinky swear not to > break > > > the budget during the month. Regardless of whether or not it can be > flipped > > > tomorrow for $2,000, if the $800 initial purchase isn't already set > aside, > > > it can't happen. Thus nobody is surprised, worried about how to pay the > > > electric bill, or pissed off. If my "little missus" spent 800 > unallocated > > > dollars I'd be equally hot. If they were previously allocated I would > have > > > no grounds what-so-ever to be upset. If it's a surprise opportunity > then > > > both parties need to come together to reallocate funds. Both deciding > that > > > it's a good idea and which category is going to be $800 short. > > > </Soapbox> > > > > > Thus is the magic of a written budget. As Ron says, working together > > > rather than against each other. Sorry for ruining all the fun ;) > > > > > -Kyle > > > > > On Thu, May 31, 2012 at 7:50 AM, Pastor Ron <[email protected]> wrote: > > > > >> OK, OK, some marriage counseling is necessary. If you are not working > > >> together you are working apart. Marriage that works is a marriage > that > > >> is a > > >> giving of yourself to your spouse to make the other happy. When that > > >> happens > > >> you find joy in marriage. When two don't care about the others > opinions' > > >> and > > >> feelings bad things can happen, and certainly not a fulfilling joy > filled > > >> marriage. I would rather have one motorcycle and a happy wife, than > 10 > > >> motorcycles and a sucky marriage. Building respect and trust in my > > >> relationship with my wife, has overcome her fears, and allowed me to > buy > > >> motorcycles. If his Harley neighbor took the time to explain it to > his > > >> wife, that he was going to make some money on the deal, it could have > led > > >> to > > >> a wild night with his wife. Just saying. > > >> Ron > > > > >> -----Original Message----- > > >> From: [email protected] > > >> [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of Allen Thomas > > >> Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2012 7:36 AM > > >> To: Nightwawk Lovers > > >> Subject: Re: [Nighthawk Lovers] Re: Domestic strife > > > > >> Nope, even though they are like kids that never grow up. > > >> Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T > > > > >> -----Original Message----- > > >> From: Joey Kelley <[email protected]> > > >> Sender: [email protected] > > >> Date: Thu, 31 May 2012 08:28:39 > > >> To: <[email protected]> > > >> Reply-To: [email protected] > > >> Subject: Re: [Nighthawk Lovers] Re: Domestic strife > > > > >> How about dogs? > > >> That count? > > >> -Joey > > > > >> On Thu, May 31, 2012 at 8:21 AM, Allen Thomas <[email protected]> > > > >> wrote: > > >> > Give it 7 more years or add kids to the equation. > > >> > Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T > > > > >> > -----Original Message----- > > >> > From: Joey Kelley <[email protected]> > > >> > Sender: [email protected] > > >> > Date: Thu, 31 May 2012 08:14:41 > > >> > To: <[email protected]> > > >> > Reply-To: [email protected] > > >> > Subject: Re: [Nighthawk Lovers] Re: Domestic strife > > > > >> > Allen, > > >> > Guess you better add my name to the exceptions. Paula and > I > > >> > have been together just over a year now - and there is very little > > >> > tension in my house. Not saying we're perfect, but we're certainly > > >> > doing well! > > >> > -Joey > > > > >> > On Thu, May 31, 2012 at 8:11 AM, Allen Thomas < > [email protected]> > > > >> wrote: > > >> >> As with any generalizations, there are always exceptions. That's > just > > >> my > > >> observation of the women in my life. You got a special one, count your > > >> blessings. > > >> >> Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T > > > > >> >> -----Original Message----- > > >> >> From: Graham Rogers <[email protected]> > > >> >> Sender: [email protected] > > >> >> Date: Thu, 31 May 2012 08:08:00 > > >> >> To: <[email protected]> > > >> >> Reply-To: [email protected] > > >> >> Subject: Re: [Nighthawk Lovers] Re: Domestic strife > > > > >> >> My wife doesn't seem to want drama in her life. Although she does > what > > >> she can to alleviate drama in anybody else's life. She finds > fulfillment > > >> in > > >> helping others, Graham > > > > >> >> On May 31, 2012, at 7:27 AM, Allen Thomas wrote: > > > > >> >>> Personally I think women need drama in their life. If they don't > get > > >> enough, then they will make it. So as a husband it seems best just to > do > > >> what you want and give them something to complain about. Because they > will > > >> complain no matter what, even if your totally compliant to their > desires. > > >> >>> Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T > > > > >> >>> -----Original Message----- > > >> >>> From: surfswab <[email protected]> > > >> >>> Sender: [email protected] > > >> >>> Date: Thu, 31 May 2012 04:18:01 > > >> >>> To: Nighthawk Motorcycle Lovers!< > [email protected]> > > >> >>> Reply-To: [email protected] > > >> >>> Subject: [Nighthawk Lovers] Re: Domestic strife > > > > >> >>> Dunno if he plans to flip it, but he could get that for it easily. > > >> >>> Less than 7K on the clock. > > > > >> >>> And he wouldn't even have to deal with Craigslist or Ebay, just > park > > >> >>> it on the floor at the dealership. I suspect he'll hang on to it > for > > >> >>> awhile, though, just to keep a burr under her saddle. > > > > >> >>> Ain't love grand? > > > > >> >>> On May 31, 2:16 am, brian lindsley <[email protected]> wrote: > > >> >>>> I bet she wont be so mad if he sells it for $2000 and gets her a > nice > > >> >>>> bobble or something with the $1200 profit he made!!! > > > > >> >>>> On May 30, 8:19 pm, surfswab <[email protected]> wrote: > > > > >> >>>>> My neighbor is a Harley mechanic for a local dealership. Quiet > guy, > > >> >>>>> doesn't talk much. > > > > >> >>>>> But his wife does. > > > > >> >>>>> He scored a non-running '02 Buell Cyclone over the weekend and > we > > >> >>>>> hauled it to his house in my pickup. Apparently, he had not > > >> mentioned > > >> >>>>> the purchase to her and she was livid. > > > > >> >>>>> "I can't believe you spent $800 on that thing...and it doesn't > even > > >> >>>>> run!" was one of her milder comments. > > > > >> >>>>> He just smirked and wheeled it into his garage and I left. > Didn't > > >> >>>>> want to hang around with an irate female on the loose (!) > > > > >> >>>>> Three hours later he was popping wheelies up and down the > street. > > >> So > > >> >>>>> I'm thinking, quiet as he is, maybe he got the last word in. > > > > >> >>>>> But somehow I doubt it. > > > > >> >>> -- > > >> >>> You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google > > >> Groups "Nighthawk Motorcycle Lovers!" group. > > >> >>> To post to this group, send email to > > >> [email protected]. > > >> >>> To unsubscribe from this group, send email to > > >> [email protected]. > > >> >>> For more options, visit this group at > > >>http://groups.google.com/group/nighthawk_lovers?hl=en. > > > > >> >>> -- > > >> >>> You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google > > >> Groups "Nighthawk Motorcycle Lovers!" group. > > >> >>> To post to this group, send email to > > >> [email protected]. > > >> >>> To unsubscribe from this group, send email to > > >> [email protected]. > > >> >>> For more options, visit this group at > > >>http://groups.google.com/group/nighthawk_lovers?hl=en. > > > > >> >> -- > > >> >> You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google > > >> Groups > > >> "Nighthawk Motorcycle Lovers!" group. > > >> >> To post to this group, send email to > [email protected] > > >> . > > >> >> To unsubscribe from this group, send email to > > >> [email protected]. > > >> >> For more options, visit this group at > > >>http://groups.google.com/group/nighthawk_lovers?hl=en. > > > > >> >> -- > > > > ... > > > > read more ยป > > > -- > You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups > "Nighthawk Motorcycle Lovers!" group. > To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. > To unsubscribe from this group, send email to > [email protected]. > For more options, visit this group at > http://groups.google.com/group/nighthawk_lovers?hl=en. > > -- > You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups > "Nighthawk Motorcycle Lovers!" group. > To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. > To unsubscribe from this group, send email to > [email protected]. > For more options, visit this group at > http://groups.google.com/group/nighthawk_lovers?hl=en. > -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Nighthawk Motorcycle Lovers!" group. 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