Wow what an imagination, What no mention of the Russians getting Hllary's emails???
Just Saying On Thu, Sep 13, 2018 at 5:18 AM, Matt Awesome <[email protected]> wrote: > > All is fine but my fuel level indicator all the time shows 100% full. > Any ideas? > > What if back in the mid-60s, a rogue engineer at Honda, working in > secret in his lab, developed a type of portal? > > Hired by the Russians to secure petroleum reserves for the coming 3rd > world war, and being disrespected by his boss, he hid one end of the > portal into the Japanese military's strategic gasoline reserve tank > while posing as a welding inspector during routine maintenance, a job > he thought he could do but was quickly discovered by a lowly intern to > be a fraud. The intern was female and the only option to keep his > invention secret was to seduce her. Naturally the intern was easily > woo'd by his magnificent scientific knowledge and the passionate > consummation of their love resulted in a child. A young girl. > > The intern never asked what the engineer was doing in the tank that > day, and in all likelihood forgot about it entirely. Too busy with the > importance of his world-changing research to bother pursuing a > relationship with a lowly intern, he disappeared from her life without > explanation. > > 20 years later he had figured out how to miniaturize the technology > and link endpoints of portals together. The culmination of decades of > work finally yielding results, he reflected on all he had lost to > achieve such heights. He thought about the intern who he neglected and > the child he never knew. Needing to keep his invention secret, he > placed the prototype of the second port inside his current work > project, a gas tank for a Nighthawk 650. He was assembling it by hand, > as gift for his daughter's 20 birthday. Maybe after all these years > she could forgive him. > > But the girl's mother had finally succumbed to a disease earlier that > year, a terminal case of gonorrhea she had been fighting since the mid > 60s. She had been raised never knowing her father, but knowing the > damage he had done to her mother and her mother's nethers, for she had > been unable to take another lover. Fueled by a lifetime of neglect and > knowing only the company he worked for, she plotted her revenge. One > night, when all alone in the lab, she surprised her father while he > hunched over a nearly completed motorcycle in Honda's basement. Unlike > her mother, her father's death was swift. Too swift for him to reveal > his gift or his sorrow. And thus the girl never knew, and the > motorcycle remained. > > Later the bike was discovered, presumed misplaced, and sold like any > other. No one ever suspecting that the portal inside was still active. > The key strategic element to their war machine compromised, the Soviet > Union soon after fell, and the war to end all wars never arrived. > > But years later, the motorcycle found its way into your hands. > > ... and you just want it to work like every other '85 Nighthawk 650. > > Pfft. > > Anyway, you asked and that was my idea. > > It's best to be thorough and rule out all options. > > -- > You received this message because you are subscribed to a topic in the > Google Groups "Nighthawk Motorcycle Lovers!" group. > To unsubscribe from this topic, visit https://groups.google.com/d/ > topic/nighthawk_lovers/vuJPVV9gudQ/unsubscribe. > To unsubscribe from this group and all its topics, send an email to > [email protected]. > To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. > Visit this group at https://groups.google.com/group/nighthawk_lovers. > For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout. > -- Douglas Alan Jones Network Engineer, Data Center Ops. -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Nighthawk Motorcycle Lovers!" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. Visit this group at https://groups.google.com/group/nighthawk_lovers. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
