I'd like to add The Neck in there somewhere. 

Date: Tue, 24 Aug 2010 14:00:50 +1000
Subject: [NSWolves] Top Ten Worst Wolves signings
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To: [email protected]

Someone on my general football email group just asked for the top ten worst 
players for each of our teams.  This was my view on Wolves.  Anyone got better 
options?
 

These are all from the last twenty years.  I’m sure there were other bad ones 
pre 1980s, and during the 1980s they were all crap apart from Bully.  All of 
these were relatively expensive signings and hailed as the final part of the 
jigsaw.

 
1.       Tony Daley.  Record signing that did his ligaments part way through 
his first game.  Never played properly for Wolves again.

2.       Freddy Eastwood.  Was the hot thing from League 1’s Southend but never 
delivered.  As a gypsy, he believed “exercising his horse” was a valid reason 
for being late for training. 

3.       Darren Anderton.  Signed by Hoddle because he reminded him of himself. 
 Anderton was sh1te so he was right about that.

4.       Silas.  Bought as a pacey, skilful, Portuguese winger.  He was 
certainly Portuguese. 

5.       Oleg Luzhny.  Sir Jack turned off the Golden Tit when we finally got 
promoted last time and we got him as our main defender.  Whatever the question 
asked by Premier League strikers, 35 year old Oleg Luzhny was not the answer. 

6.       Tomasz Frankowski.  Known as the “Pole with No Goal”.  Couldn’t hit a 
cow’s arse with a banjo.

7.       Henri Camara.  Senegalese international who couldn’t get away fast 
enough when we got relegated.  Willie Mackay was his agent.

8.       Robbie Slater.  He was as wooden on the pitch as he is on TV.

9.       Steve Corica.  That he definitely wasn’t good enough for Wolves in the 
Championship ten years ago, but could play in  Sydney’s first team until this 
year says a lot about the A League

10.   Darren Fergusson.  My dad is Alex Fergusson you know.





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