I think my one was better. I used the analogy of taking money to to the bank for safekeeping as being akin to passing back to the keeper.
On 3 March 2011 12:03, Marcus Chantry <[email protected]> wrote: > No, if it was Mrs Henry she'd turn around and pass the purse all the way to > the back of the queue! > > ------------------------------ > *From*: [email protected] <[email protected]> > *To*: [email protected] <[email protected]> > *Sent*: Thu Mar 03 11:53:25 2011 > > *Subject*: Re: [NSWolves] Fw: How to explain the offside rule to a woman > > If it was Mrs Henry she'd go to the bank and pay all the money in. > > > > On 3 March 2011 11:44, mark worrall <[email protected]> wrote: > >> If it was Mrs Doyle, she'd catch the purse and end up flat on her face on >> the floor. >> >> >> On Thu, Mar 3, 2011 at 10:15 AM, Steven Millward >> <[email protected]>wrote: >> >>> Nice one. >>> >>> >>> On 3 March 2011 09:33, mark worrall <[email protected]> wrote: >>> >>>> If it was Mrs Jarvis, she'd catch the purse, be first to the counter, >>>> then spill the contents all over the floor and end up with nothing. >>>> >>>> >>>> On Mon, Feb 28, 2011 at 1:22 PM, Derek Hughes < >>>> [email protected]> wrote: >>>> >>>>> Very good this one !! >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> You’re in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the >>>>> shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and >>>>> which >>>>> you must have. The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and >>>>> is >>>>> eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses. It would >>>>> be >>>>> totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to >>>>> pay >>>>> for the shoes. The shop assistant remains at the till waiting. >>>>> >>>>> Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop >>>>> and sees your dilemma. She prepares to throw her purse to you. If she does >>>>> so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the >>>>> shoes. At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper >>>>> and, >>>>> *whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper, catch the >>>>> purse and buy the shoes. Always remembering that until the purse had >>>>> *actually been thrown* it would be plain wrong to push in front of the >>>>> other >>>>> shopper. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> ------------------------------ >>>>> >>>>> Stay connected to the people that matter most with a smarter inbox. Take >>>>> a >>>>> look<http://au.rd.yahoo.com/galaxy/mail/tagline2/*http:/au.docs.yahoo.com/mail/smarterinbox> >>>>> . >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> DISCLAIMER: >>>>> This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and >>>>> intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are >>>>> addressed. The sender cannot guarantee that this email or any attachment >>>>> to >>>>> it is free of computer viruses or other conditions which may damage or >>>>> interfere with data, hardware or software with which it might be used. It >>>>> is >>>>> sent on the strict condition that the user carries out and relies on its >>>>> own >>>>> procedures for ensuring that its use will not interfere with the >>>>> recipients >>>>> systems and the recipient assumes all risk of use and absolves the sender >>>>> of >>>>> all responsibility for any consequence of its use. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> -- >>>>> Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it >>>>> be? >>>>> A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked. >>>>> >>>> >>>> -- >>>> Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be? >>>> A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked. >>>> >>> >>> -- >>> Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be? >>> A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked. >>> >> >> -- >> Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be? >> A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked. >> > > -- > Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be? > A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked. > > The information contained in this email is confidential. If you are not the > intended recipient, you may not disclose or use the information in this > email in any way and should destroy any copies. Macquarie does not guarantee > the integrity of any emails or attached files. The views or opinions > expressed are the author's own and may not reflect the views or opinions of > Macquarie. > > > > -- > Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be? > A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked. > -- Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be? A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked.
