If it was Mrs Ebanks-Blake, she'd successfully buy the shoes but then realise later that they made her arse look big.
If it was Mrs McCarthy, she'd realise that she didn't have any shoes but would go out wearing saucepans on her feet instead. On 3 March 2011 12:03, Marcus Chantry <[email protected]> wrote: > No, if it was Mrs Henry she'd turn around and pass the purse all the way to > the back of the queue! > > ------------------------------ > *From*: [email protected] <[email protected]> > *To*: [email protected] <[email protected]> > *Sent*: Thu Mar 03 11:53:25 2011 > > *Subject*: Re: [NSWolves] Fw: How to explain the offside rule to a woman > > If it was Mrs Henry she'd go to the bank and pay all the money in. > > > > On 3 March 2011 11:44, mark worrall <[email protected]> wrote: > >> If it was Mrs Doyle, she'd catch the purse and end up flat on her face on >> the floor. >> >> >> On Thu, Mar 3, 2011 at 10:15 AM, Steven Millward >> <[email protected]>wrote: >> >>> Nice one. >>> >>> >>> On 3 March 2011 09:33, mark worrall <[email protected]> wrote: >>> >>>> If it was Mrs Jarvis, she'd catch the purse, be first to the counter, >>>> then spill the contents all over the floor and end up with nothing. >>>> >>>> >>>> On Mon, Feb 28, 2011 at 1:22 PM, Derek Hughes < >>>> [email protected]> wrote: >>>> >>>>> Very good this one !! >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> You’re in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the >>>>> shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and >>>>> which >>>>> you must have. The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and >>>>> is >>>>> eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses. It would >>>>> be >>>>> totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to >>>>> pay >>>>> for the shoes. The shop assistant remains at the till waiting. >>>>> >>>>> Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop >>>>> and sees your dilemma. She prepares to throw her purse to you. If she does >>>>> so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the >>>>> shoes. At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper >>>>> and, >>>>> *whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper, catch the >>>>> purse and buy the shoes. Always remembering that until the purse had >>>>> *actually been thrown* it would be plain wrong to push in front of the >>>>> other >>>>> shopper. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> ------------------------------ >>>>> >>>>> Stay connected to the people that matter most with a smarter inbox. Take >>>>> a >>>>> look<http://au.rd.yahoo.com/galaxy/mail/tagline2/*http:/au.docs.yahoo.com/mail/smarterinbox> >>>>> . >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> DISCLAIMER: >>>>> This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and >>>>> intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are >>>>> addressed. The sender cannot guarantee that this email or any attachment >>>>> to >>>>> it is free of computer viruses or other conditions which may damage or >>>>> interfere with data, hardware or software with which it might be used. It >>>>> is >>>>> sent on the strict condition that the user carries out and relies on its >>>>> own >>>>> procedures for ensuring that its use will not interfere with the >>>>> recipients >>>>> systems and the recipient assumes all risk of use and absolves the sender >>>>> of >>>>> all responsibility for any consequence of its use. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> -- >>>>> Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it >>>>> be? >>>>> A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked. >>>>> >>>> >>>> -- >>>> Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be? >>>> A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked. >>>> >>> >>> -- >>> Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be? >>> A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked. >>> >> >> -- >> Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be? >> A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked. >> > > -- > Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be? > A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked. > > The information contained in this email is confidential. If you are not the > intended recipient, you may not disclose or use the information in this > email in any way and should destroy any copies. Macquarie does not guarantee > the integrity of any emails or attached files. The views or opinions > expressed are the author's own and may not reflect the views or opinions of > Macquarie. > > > > -- > Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be? > A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked. > -- Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be? A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked.
