Can't wait until Friday on this one....
Eight Words with two Meanings 1 . THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female ..... Any part under a car's hood. Male.... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female .... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male.... Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. Female... A desire to get married and raise a family. Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book. Male..... Anything that can be done while drinking beer. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. 7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve . Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it. 8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes. AND ; ) He said . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said . . . You wear pants don't you? ************************* He said . . Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart! ************************* He said . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said . .Turn sideways and look in the mirror! ************************* He said . . Why don't women blink during foreplay? She said . . They don't have time ************************* She said Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good-looking? He said . . .. . They already have boyfriends. ************************* She said ...What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night? He said . . . A widow. ************************* He said . . . Why are married women heavier than single women? She said . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. ************************* SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT! Shook http://www.linkedin.com/in/andyshook ~ Upgrade to Next Generation Antispam/Antivirus with Ninja! ~ ~ <http://www.sunbelt-software.com/SunbeltMessagingNinja.cfm> ~
