Very good, even my missus was amused... On 21/01/2008, Andy Shook <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > Can't wait until Friday on this one…. > > > > Eight Words with two Meanings > > 1 . THINGY (thing-ee) n. > Female ..... Any part under a car's hood. > Male.... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. > > 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. > Female .... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. > Male.... Playing football without a cup. > > 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. > Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. > Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. > > > 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. > Female... A desire to get married and raise a family. > Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. > > 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. > Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book. > Male..... Anything that can be done while drinking beer. > > 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. > Female... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. > Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. > > 7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. > Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve . > Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it. > > 8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. > Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another. > Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes. > > AND ; ) > > He said . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in > it. > She said . . . You wear pants don't you? > ************************* > He said . . Shall we try swapping positions tonight? > She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I > sit on the sofa and fart! > ************************* > He said . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave > you? > She said . .Turn sideways and look in the mirror! > ************************* > He said . . Why don't women blink during foreplay? > She said . . They don't have time > ************************* > She said Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and > Good-looking? > He said . . .. . They already have boyfriends. > ************************* > She said ...What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every > night? > He said . . . A widow. > ************************* > He said . . . Why are* married* women heavier than* single *women? > She said . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to > bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. > ************************* > SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO > THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT! > > > > > > Shook > > http://www.linkedin.com/in/andyshook > > > > > > >
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