John and Mary would never do that in the closet. You are thinking of Frank and Alice.
On Wed, May 23, 2012 at 10:40 AM, Jonathan Link <[email protected]>wrote: > Stop John and Mary from conducting their affair in the server closet? > > > On Wed, May 23, 2012 at 1:26 PM, Guyer, Don <[email protected]> wrote: > >> LOL...I was being sarcastic, thinking about the MCSE tests, Contoso, >> NWTraders, how they would try and confuse you with useless information... >> >> "John and Mary brought in PBJ sandwiches for lunch and DHCP stopped >> working. What would you do to troubleshoot the issue?" >> >> : ) >> >> Regards, >> >> Don Guyer >> Catholic Health East - Information Technology >> Enterprise Directory & Messaging Services >> 3805 West Chester Pike, Suite 100, Newtown Square, Pa 19073 >> email: [email protected] >> Office: 610.550.3595 | Cell: 610.955.6528 | Fax: 610.271.9440 >> For immediate assistance, please open a HEAT ticket or call the helpdesk >> @ 610-492-3839. >> >> >> >> -----Original Message----- >> From: David Lum [mailto:[email protected]] >> Sent: Wednesday, May 23, 2012 12:27 PM >> To: NT System Admin Issues >> Subject: RE: Fun with Microsoft >> >> No, that would be inefficient. >> >> 1. Sent them the VMDK of the affected server 2. I told them "It's broken. >> Please fix." >> 3. Included all information on the ESX system it was running on, and the >> SAN backend in detail, our network infrastructure, who our ISP is, why my >> commute route to work is, and next week's forecast. >> >> Dave >> >> -----Original Message----- >> From: Guyer, Don [mailto:[email protected]] >> Sent: Wednesday, May 23, 2012 9:03 AM >> To: NT System Admin Issues >> Subject: RE: Fun with Microsoft >> >> You gave them tons of extraneous information that has nothing to do with >> the issue you're experiencing, right?............. >> >> Regards, >> >> Don Guyer >> Catholic Health East - Information Technology Enterprise Directory & >> Messaging Services >> 3805 West Chester Pike, Suite 100, Newtown Square, Pa 19073 >> email: [email protected] >> Office: 610.550.3595 | Cell: 610.955.6528 | Fax: 610.271.9440 For >> immediate assistance, please open a HEAT ticket or call the helpdesk @ >> 610-492-3839. >> >> >> -----Original Message----- >> From: David Lum [mailto:[email protected]] >> Sent: Wednesday, May 23, 2012 11:59 AM >> To: NT System Admin Issues >> Subject: RE: Fun with Microsoft >> >> I forgot all about Northwind!!! >> >> -----Original Message----- >> From: Ken Schaefer [mailto:[email protected]] >> Sent: Wednesday, May 23, 2012 8:13 AM >> To: NT System Admin Issues >> Subject: RE: Fun with Microsoft >> >> How do you know they aren't nwtraders or fabrikam? >> >> Or Lilonco? >> >> On Wed, May 23, 2012 at 10:52 AM, David Lum <[email protected]> wrote: >> > I am sending Microsoft one of our VM's so they can troubleshoot it. 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