It was Joe and Mary, wasn't it? She used to go to the church club every week. They'd meet each other there, hold hands and think pure thoughts.
From: Steven Peck [mailto:[email protected]] Sent: Wednesday, May 23, 2012 1:08 PM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: Re: Fun with Microsoft John and Mary would never do that in the closet. You are thinking of Frank and Alice. On Wed, May 23, 2012 at 10:40 AM, Jonathan Link <[email protected]<mailto:[email protected]>> wrote: Stop John and Mary from conducting their affair in the server closet? On Wed, May 23, 2012 at 1:26 PM, Guyer, Don <[email protected]<mailto:[email protected]>> wrote: LOL...I was being sarcastic, thinking about the MCSE tests, Contoso, NWTraders, how they would try and confuse you with useless information... "John and Mary brought in PBJ sandwiches for lunch and DHCP stopped working. What would you do to troubleshoot the issue?" : ) Regards, Don Guyer Catholic Health East - Information Technology Enterprise Directory & Messaging Services 3805 West Chester Pike, Suite 100, Newtown Square, Pa 19073 email: [email protected]<mailto:[email protected]> Office: 610.550.3595<tel:610.550.3595> | Cell: 610.955.6528<tel:610.955.6528> | Fax: 610.271.9440<tel:610.271.9440> For immediate assistance, please open a HEAT ticket or call the helpdesk @ 610-492-3839<tel:610-492-3839>. -----Original Message----- From: David Lum [mailto:[email protected]<mailto:[email protected]>] Sent: Wednesday, May 23, 2012 12:27 PM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: RE: Fun with Microsoft No, that would be inefficient. 1. Sent them the VMDK of the affected server 2. I told them "It's broken. Please fix." 3. Included all information on the ESX system it was running on, and the SAN backend in detail, our network infrastructure, who our ISP is, why my commute route to work is, and next week's forecast. Dave -----Original Message----- From: Guyer, Don [mailto:[email protected]<mailto:[email protected]>] Sent: Wednesday, May 23, 2012 9:03 AM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: RE: Fun with Microsoft You gave them tons of extraneous information that has nothing to do with the issue you're experiencing, right?............. Regards, Don Guyer Catholic Health East - Information Technology Enterprise Directory & Messaging Services 3805 West Chester Pike, Suite 100, Newtown Square, Pa 19073 email: [email protected]<mailto:[email protected]> Office: 610.550.3595<tel:610.550.3595> | Cell: 610.955.6528<tel:610.955.6528> | Fax: 610.271.9440<tel:610.271.9440> For immediate assistance, please open a HEAT ticket or call the helpdesk @ 610-492-3839<tel:610-492-3839>. -----Original Message----- From: David Lum [mailto:[email protected]<mailto:[email protected]>] Sent: Wednesday, May 23, 2012 11:59 AM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: RE: Fun with Microsoft I forgot all about Northwind!!! -----Original Message----- From: Ken Schaefer [mailto:[email protected]<mailto:[email protected]>] Sent: Wednesday, May 23, 2012 8:13 AM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: RE: Fun with Microsoft How do you know they aren't nwtraders or fabrikam? Or Lilonco? On Wed, May 23, 2012 at 10:52 AM, David Lum <[email protected]<mailto:[email protected]>> wrote: > I am sending Microsoft one of our VM's so they can troubleshoot it. 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