Oh come on ME2, it's a classic! This one should give it away:
Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun old fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're going to press on, and we're going to have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny bleeping Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's going to find the jolliest bunch of bleepholes this side of the nut house. -----Original Message----- From: Micheal Espinola Jr [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, April 30, 2008 9:40 AM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: Re: Its 89 degrees in our server room!!! ?! On Wed, Apr 30, 2008 at 10:35 AM, Andy Shook <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have > one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought > from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other > rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his > head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what > a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, > dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, > brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, > spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. > Where's the Tylenol? > > > > > > J > > > > Shook > > > > > > Shook-----Original Message----- > From: Sam Cayze [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sent: Wednesday, April 30, 2008 10:31 AM > > To: NT System Admin Issues > > Subject: RE: Its 89 degrees in our server room!!! > > To: NT System Admin Issues > > Subject: RE: Its 89 degrees in our server room!!! > > > > > > > A yearlong membership of the 'Jell-o of the Month' club? > > that's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year > > > > > > > > > > > > -----Original Message----- > > From: James Kerr [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > > Sent: Wednesday, April 30, 2008 9:14 AM > > To: NT System Admin Issues > > Subject: Re: Its 89 degrees in our server room!!! > > > > They got the AC running last night so we are back in business this > > morning. > > Since I am preparing my budget for the next fiscal year, you can guess > > what > > I will be putting in my budget that I wasn't thinking about when I left > > work > > on Monday evening ;-) > > > > James > > > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > > From: "James Kerr" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > To: "NT System Admin Issues" <[email protected]> > > Sent: Tuesday, April 29, 2008 3:53 PM > > Subject: Re: Its 89 degrees in our server room!!! > > > > > > > We are two hours from the end of the day and I dont think anyone was > > > really working, its too darn hot! I shut down the critical heat > > generating > > > boxes, the proliants. If the AC guy cant fix the problem then tomorrow > > I > > > will buy one of those units. We actually have one but it is used to > > keep > > > some meds at a certain temp, probably very expensive stuff (the meds). > > I > > > think I will stop by home depot tonight and see what they have. Also > > the > > > botherinlaw works for Hertz equipment so I'm going to hit him up in a > > bit. > > > > > > James > > > > > > > > > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > > > From: "Andy Shook" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > > To: "NT System Admin Issues" <[email protected]> > > > Sent: Tuesday, April 29, 2008 3:22 PM > > > Subject: RE: Its 89 degrees in our server room!!! > > > > > > > > > Do you have any fans you can put in the server room at least to get > > air > > > moving? Also, pop a couple of ceiling tiles to let the heat rise. > > I've > > > had to rent a portable A\C unit that blows into the ceiling grid. Is > > > that an option? > > > > > > Shook > > > -----Original Message----- > > > From: James Kerr [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > Sent: Tuesday, April 29, 2008 3:07 PM > > > To: NT System Admin Issues > > > Subject: Re: Its 89 degrees in our server room!!! > > > > > > Now it's 90!! > > > > > > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > > > From: "James Kerr" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > > To: "NT System Admin Issues" <[email protected]> > > > Sent: Tuesday, April 29, 2008 2:52 PM > > > Subject: Its 89 degrees in our server room!!! > > > > > > > > >> Our AC has been down all day and are servers and equipment are pretty > > >> toasty feeling. Would you guys shut yours down? 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