I don't get it. And why are you picking on us blonde guys?
:-) On Wed, Nov 25, 2009 at 8:56 AM, Sherry Abercrombie <[email protected]> wrote: > The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... > > An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on > scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. > > They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage! If I > get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off > this building.' > > The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, 'Burritos again! If I get > burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too.' > > The blonde opened his lunch and said, ' Bologna again! If I get a bologna > sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too..' > > The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and > cabbage, and jumped to his death. > > The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too. > > > The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as > well. > > At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, 'If I'd known how > really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it > to him again!' > > The Mexican's wife also wept and said, 'I could have given him tacos or > enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much.' > > Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said, > 'Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch.' > > > > I hope no Irish, Mexican or blonde guys were offended by this. Have a very > Happy Thanksgiving everyone! > > -- > Sherry Abercrombie > > "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." > Arthur C. Clarke > Sent from Newark, TX, United States > > > > ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~
