I'm Irish, and was glad to see that Paddy was the stupidest one there for a change :)
Regards Tony Patton Desktop Operations Cavan Ext 8078 Direct Dial 049 435 2878 email: [email protected] From: Daniel Rodriguez <[email protected]> To: "NT System Admin Issues" <[email protected]> Date: 25/11/2009 20:17 Subject: Re: OT: Blonde Joke What are you complaining about?!? I'm Mexican!!! On Wed, Nov 25, 2009 at 1:52 PM, Richard Stovall <[email protected]> wrote: I don't get it. And why are you picking on us blonde guys? :-) On Wed, Nov 25, 2009 at 8:56 AM, Sherry Abercrombie <[email protected]> wrote: > The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... > > An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on > scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. > > They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage! If I > get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off > this building.' > > The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, 'Burritos again! If I get > burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too.' > > The blonde opened his lunch and said, ' Bologna again! If I get a bologna > sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too..' > > The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and > cabbage, and jumped to his death. > > The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too. > > > The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as > well. > > At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, 'If I'd known how > really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it > to him again!' > > The Mexican's wife also wept and said, 'I could have given him tacos or > enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much.' > > Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said, > 'Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch.' > > > > I hope no Irish, Mexican or blonde guys were offended by this. Have a very > Happy Thanksgiving everyone! > > -- > Sherry Abercrombie > > "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." > Arthur C. Clarke > Sent from Newark, TX, United States > > > > ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~ ==================================================================== http://www.quinn-insurance.com This e-mail is intended only for the addressee named above. The contents should not be copied nor disclosed to any other person. Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the sender and do not necessarily represent those of QUINN-Insurance, unless otherwise specifically stated . As internet communications are not secure, QUINN-Insurance is not responsible for the contents of this message nor responsible for any change made to this message after it was sent by the original sender. Although virus scanning is used on all inbound and outbound e-mail, we advise you to carry out your own virus check before opening any attachment. We cannot accept liability for any damage sustained as a result of any software viruses. ==================================================================== QUINN-Life Direct Limited is regulated by the Financial Regulator. QUINN-Insurance Limited is regulated by the Financial Regulator and regulated by the Financial Services Authority for the conduct of UK business. ==================================================================== QUINN-Life Direct Limited is registered in Ireland, registration number 292374 and is a private company limited by shares. QUINN-Insurance Limited is registered in Ireland, registration number 240768 and is a private company limited by shares. Both companies have their head office at Dublin Road, Cavan, Co. Cavan. ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~
