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A termite walks into a bar says, "where's the bar tender?" a skeleton walks into a bar orders a beer and a mop. Google.com Learn it. Live it. Love it. On Tue, Jul 13, 2010 at 07:08, Phillip Partipilo <[email protected]> wrote: > A pirate walks into a bar. He has his boat’s wheel shoved into his pants. > > > > Bartender asks “Whats up with the wheel in your pants?” > > > > “ARR! It’s driving me nuts!” > > > > > > > > Phillip Partipilo > > Parametric Solutions Inc. > > Jupiter, Florida > > (561) 747-6107 > > > > > > From: Richard Stovall [mailto:[email protected]] > Sent: Tuesday, July 13, 2010 6:17 AM > > To: NT System Admin Issues > Subject: Re: OT: Bad joke contest > > > > Or the dyslexic agnostic insomniac mythomaniac... > > > > Lies awake at night wondering if there really is a Dog. > > > > On Tue, Jul 13, 2010 at 5:58 AM, Erik Goldoff <[email protected]> wrote: > > Or the dyslexic agnostic insomniac …. > > > > Lays awake at night wondering if there really is a Dog > > > > Erik Goldoff > > IT Consultant > > Systems, Networks, & Security > > ' Security is an ongoing process, not a one time event ! ' > > From: Adam Buckland [mailto:[email protected]] > Sent: Tuesday, July 13, 2010 5:00 AM > > To: NT System Admin Issues > > Subject: RE: OT: Bad joke contest > > > > Or the dyslexic that walks into a bra…… > > > > ________________________________ > > From: [email protected] <[email protected]> > To: NT System Admin Issues <[email protected]> > Sent: Mon Jul 12 12:33:06 2010 > Subject: RE: OT: Bad joke contest > > OK, someone had to go and cross the "blonde" barrier... > > Three blondes walk into a building. You'd have thought at least one of them > would have seen it! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~
