OK, someone had to go and cross the "blonde" barrier... Three blondes walk into a building. You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it!
Scot Parsons <[email protected]> wrote on 07/12/2010 11:29:15 AM: > A dizzy blonde girl says to her dizzy blonde mom, "Mom, I think I'm > pregnant." > > The dizzy mom asks, "Honey, are you sure it's yours?" > > > -----Original Message----- > From: David Lum [mailto:[email protected]] > Sent: Monday, July 12, 2010 12:23 PM > To: NT System Admin Issues > Subject: RE: OT: Bad joke contest > > If you're trapped inside an elephant how do you get out? > > Run around until you're pooped out. > > Dave > > -----Original Message----- > From: Edward Fehling [mailto:[email protected]] > Sent: Friday, July 09, 2010 4:27 PM > To: NT System Admin Issues > Subject: RE: OT: Bad joke contest > > Winner! > > Edward Fehling-IT Specialist > Planning Department > Reno-Sparks Indian Colony > (775) 785-1363 X5413 > > > -----Original Message----- > From: Robert Cato [mailto:[email protected]] > Sent: Friday, July 09, 2010 3:42 PM > To: NT System Admin Issues > Subject: Re: OT: Bad joke contest > > How do you tell the difference between a regular themometer and a > rectal themometer? The taste > > > What is the difference between bird flu and swine flu? > For bird flu you need tweetment, for swine flu you need oinkment. > > > Have a great weekend > Robert > > On Fri, Jul 9, 2010 at 3:59 PM, Andy Shook <[email protected]> wrote: > > For the last little bit of Friday, I'm now declaring a bad joke > > contest for this here NT list. I'm the sole judge and decision maker. > > > > > > > > I'll start off (and probably win) > > > > > > > > -------------------------- > > > > > > > > What do you call in when you feed a steer a stick of dynamite? > > > > > > > > Abominable (say it slow) > > > > > > > > Shook > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ < > http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~ > > > ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ < > http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~ > > > > > ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ < > http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~ > > > ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ > ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~ > ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~
