Hey now my great granddad was a preacher of some kind.  Left GB due to some
unpleasentness to do with a member of the family plotting to kill someone
wearing a crown but hey didn't a lot of Scotts feel that way?

Jon

On Wed, Sep 8, 2010 at 9:04 PM, Richard Stovall <[email protected]> wrote:

> Crikey, mate!  If you want "some tips from some of the locals on this
> list", just ask.  We're already here!
>
> And since you asked, here are a few:
>
> 1) North America is really, really large.  (Maybe even larger than
> Australia!)  The farther north you go, the heavier clothing you'll need.
> 2) Always buy Americans a beer first.  After that they'll fall all over
> themselves to return the kindness for the rest of the night.  And to hear
> your funny accent.  Seriously.  You'll come out way ahead on this one, and
> save a tonne of money.
> 3) 2) Does not work on people from Canada or Mexico.
> 4) Tell them your great grandfather was a hardened, unrepentant criminal
> from England.  They expect to hear it anyway, even if he was a priest, or an
> Aborigine, or a Prime Minister.
> 5) Bring your a Koala with you as an ice breaker.  Everyone has one, right?
>
> If I've missed anything, just ask.
>
> Cheers, G'day, and all that stuff.
>
> RS
>
> On Wed, Sep 8, 2010 at 8:03 PM, James Hill 
> <[email protected]>wrote:
>
>>  I’m holidaying in North America next month and would like to get some
>> tips from some of the locals on this list.
>>
>>
>>
>> I believe there is a completely off topic list somewhere.  If someone
>> would be kind enough to point me to it (off list of course) it would be
>> appreciated.
>>
>>
>>
>> Unless of course it is like Fight Club.
>>
>>
>>
>> James.
>>
>>
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