I had no idea I could speed up my DB that fast!!! An 8TB query piped to dev null was incredibly fast. Hmmmm, now my GL is out of balance??? No problem, I'll just post offsetting entries to dev null and be back in balance in no time (actually .00000001 seconds to be precise). I wonder if my COBOL 68 code will pipe to dev null?
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