If your general ledger is 8TB, I just want to be your pool man. On Fri, Sep 10, 2010 at 6:07 PM, Webster <[email protected]> wrote:
> I had no idea I could speed up my DB that fast!!! An 8TB query piped to > dev > null was incredibly fast. Hmmmm, now my GL is out of balance??? No > problem, I'll just post offsetting entries to dev null and be back in > balance in no time (actually .00000001 seconds to be precise). I wonder if > my COBOL 68 code will pipe to dev null? > > > Webster > > > -----Original Message----- > > From: Michael B. Smith [mailto:[email protected]] > > Subject: OT: Friday Funny (NSFW): Mongo DB is Web Scale > > > > http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/6995033/ > > > > I am laughing so hard I'm crying. > > > > (My oldest son is a new Java programmer in the defense industry. He sent > > me this. God help us all!) > > > ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ > ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~ > > --- > To manage subscriptions click here: > http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ > or send an email to [email protected] > with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin > ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~ --- To manage subscriptions click here: http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ or send an email to [email protected] with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin
