Congratulations on the Packers victory , they earned it.
Randall
----- Original Message -----
From: Bob Hartung
To: NT System Admin Issues
Sent: Sunday, February 06, 2011 10:26 PM
Subject: Re: [OT] Superbowl
Packers: 31
Steelers: 25
Nuff said.
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Bob Hartung
Wisco Industries, Inc.
736 Janesville St.
Oregon, WI 53575
Tel: (608) 835-3106 x215
Fax: (608) 835-7399
e-mail: bhartung(at)wiscoind.com
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From: Randall [mailto:[email protected]]
To: NT System Admin Issues [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Fri, 04 Feb 2011 15:47:46 -0600
Subject: Re: [OT] Superbowl
Just a rebuff from a proud Steelers fan........
1. A Steelers fan and a Packers fan get shipwrecked on an island and some
natives take them to their king. At first, the king plans to execute them,
then, he decides to grant them one wish, twenty lashes on the back, and let
them go.
The Packers fan wishes for a pillow strapped to his back. It doesn’t hold
well during the whipping and broke after 5 whips, leaving 15 painful marks on
his back.
When it was the Steelers fan’s turn though, a smile came across his face.
“I wish for 300 lashes,” stated the Steelers fan.
The king thought the Steelers fan was being very brave and noble, so he
gave him another wish. “I wish the Packers fan was strapped to my back!” said
the Steeler fan !
2. A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Cheesehead.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they are
Cheeseheads too.
No one really knowing what a Cheesehead was, but wanting
to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy
fireworks.
There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen
who has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has
decided to be different.
“Because I’m not a Cheesehead.”
“Then”, asks the teacher, “what are you?”
“Why, I’m a proud Steelers Fan,” boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks
Kristen why she is a rebel.
“Well, my mom and dad are Steelers Fans, so I’m a Steelers Fan too.”
The teacher is now angry. “That’s no reason,” she says loudly. “What if
your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?”
A pause, and a smile. “Then,” says Kristen, “I’d be a Cheesehead”
3. Aaron Rogers walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and
says..."Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have headaches."
His wife is lying in bed and replies..."I think you'll find that's a sheep,
you idiot."
Aaron says..."I think you'll find that I wasn't talking to you."
4. You know you are a Packer fan when the Halloween pumpkin on your porch
has more teeth
than your spouse.
5.You know you are a Packer fan when you've been married three times and
still have the
same in-laws.
6.You know you are a Packer fan when you wonder how service stations keep
their
restrooms so clean.
7.You know you are a Packer fan when your wife's hairdo was once ruined by
a ceiling
fan.
8.You know you are a Packer fan if your junior prom had a daycare.
9.You know you are a Packer fan if you think loading a dishwasher means
getting your
wife drunk.
10.You know you are a Packer fan if your front porch collapses and kills
more than
five dogs.
Q: What is the difference between a Packer fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.
Q: What do you call a 350 pound Packer fan?
A: An anorexic!
Q: What do you call a beautiful girl in Green Bay?
A: A tourist.
Q: What do you call a good looking woman with a Packer fan?
A: A hostage
Q: Why do Packer fans smell so bad?
A: So blind people can hate them as well.
Q: What’s the difference between a porcupine and Lambeau Field?
A: The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.
Q: How do you circumcise a Packer Fan?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth
Q: Why does Lambeau Field have the new hybrid turf?
A: To keep the fans from grazing during the game.
Q: What do you say to a drunken alcoholic pervert who is passed out on your
car after a Packer game?
A: “May I have your autograph Mr. Favre?”
Q: What doe’s a Tampon and the packers have in common?
A: Only good for one period and they don’t have a second string!!
On the eve of a Sunday kickoff, this old Green Bay Packer fan couple went
to bed at the Super 8 on Oneida street- just a mile or so away from Lambeau.
The old guy farted and yelled out "7".
The old lady said what was that. He said he got a touchdown. I'm playing
Fart Football. The old lady farted and yelled 7-7. The old man farted again
14-7. The old lady farted again tied 14-14.
The old lady sqeeked a little fart 17-14. The old man said what was that?
She replied,
"I just kicked a field goal".
The old man layed there trying to push out another fart. He pushed so hard
he shit the bed. The old lady said what was that? The old man replied it's 1/2
time and time to switch sides.
Go Steelers !!!!!!!!!!
Randall
----- Original Message -----
From: Bob Hartung
To: NT System Admin Issues
Sent: Friday, February 04, 2011 4:08 PM
Subject: [OT] Superbowl
Ben Rothelisberger, after living a full life, died.
When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest
little house with a faded Steelers flag in the window.
"This house is yours for eternity, Ben," said God. "This is very
special; not everyone gets a house up here." Ben felt special, indeed, and
walked up to his house.
On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner.
It was a 3-story mansion with a GREEN & 24k GOLD sidewalk, a 50-foot tall
flagpole with an enormous silk PACKERS flag, and in every window, a CHEESEHEAD.
Ben looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful but I
have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even won a
Super Bowl."
God said "So what's your point, Ben?"
"Well, why does Aaron Rodgers get a better house than I do ?"
God chuckled, and said:
"Ben, that's not Aaron's house......
............it's Mine."
GO PACKERS !
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Bob Hartung
Wisco Industries, Inc.
736 Janesville St.
Oregon, WI 53575
Tel: (608) 835-3106 x215
Fax: (608) 835-7399
e-mail: bhartung(at)wiscoind.com
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