Depends if he then submits a mileage claim or not.... :)

Bike = motorbike, or pedal?  If the latter then double points to be awarded for 
getting exercise while on company time.

From: James Rankin [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 15 June 2011 11:17
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: OT: I.T. idiots

I work with a guy who just suddenly upped and went home without a word about 
half an hour ago. He has just telephoned me to let me know he has successfully 
verified our secure email delivery procedure, by riding all the way home on his 
bike, and confirming receipt of the email on his home PC. Considering the fact 
that he could have done this without leaving his desk by using a) a smartphone 
or b) our public access network, I am left wondering how he ever got to work on 
this team.

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