Yeah. You wouldn't want to spend half an hour on a bike then just get on another one.... :-0
On 15 June 2011 16:16, Guyer, Don <[email protected]> wrote: > If that were the case, I would rather not waste any “time” riding a bike > home……………………………….. > > > > *Don Guyer* > > Windows Systems Engineer > > RIM Operations Engineering Distributed – A Team, Tier 2 > > Enterprise Technology Group > > *Fiserv* > > [email protected] > > Office: 1-800-523-7282 x 1673 > > Fax: 610-233-0404 > > www.fiserv.com > > > > *From:* Matthew B Ames [mailto:[email protected]] > *Sent:* Wednesday, June 15, 2011 6:35 AM > > *To:* NT System Admin Issues > *Subject:* RE: [OT]: I.T. idiots > > > > I noticed that where I work we can claim money for mile for cycling – > trouble is the 120 mile round trip to get to work by bike makes for rather a > long day! I have to make do with a lunchtime run when I am onsite, or a 20 > mile mountain bike when working from home in my lunch break. > > > > Maybe he has a bit-on-the-side and he popped home to do her while > “verifying the secure mail delivery” J > > > > *From:* James Rankin [mailto:[email protected]] > *Sent:* 15 June 2011 11:30 > *To:* NT System Admin Issues > *Subject:* Re: [OT]: I.T. idiots > > > > Pedal bike. I wouldn't mind the chance to get away for a bit of exercise > during work time as well! > > On 15 June 2011 11:27, Matthew B Ames <[email protected]> wrote: > > Depends if he then submits a mileage claim or not…. J > > > > Bike = motorbike, or pedal? 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