There's this bear stuck in a tree, so one of the local residents calls in the animal control. A guy shows up with a pit-bull, a large (bear-sized) pair of hand-restraints, a long stick, and a shotgun.
He hands the cuffs and the gun to the resident who called, and explains: "This dog is trained to attack and clamp down and onto its victim's gentials, and doesn't let go. I'm going to climb the tree and poke the bear with this stick. When he falls from the tree, the dog will attack. When the bear doubles-up in agony, and puts his paws together on the dogs head, you slap the handcuffs on the bear." "Great...what's the gun for?" the resident asked. "Yeah. If I fall first, shoot the dog." Paul "oooh, that's MUCH better" Smeulders ------ To unsubscribe, send a blank message to [EMAIL PROTECTED] Club Office: [EMAIL PROTECTED], (613) 230-1064 Web/mailing list: [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://www.cyberus.ca/~obcweb Newsletter: [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://www.cyberus.ca/~obcweb/Newsletter ==^================================================================ EASY UNSUBSCRIBE click here: http://topica.com/u/?aVxiDo.a2i8p1 Or send an email To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] This email was sent to: [email protected] T O P I C A -- Register now to manage your mail! http://www.topica.com/partner/tag02/register ==^================================================================
