Have you seen "Momento"? Really cool film. Better mind
games than oracle. A little coarse for me, but really cool
anyway, two thumbs up.
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> Coming to theaters near you. Oracle-L, the UNCUT version is rated NC-17.
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> Directed by Bruce.
> Produced by Jared Still.
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> Starring:
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> Lisa Koivu. Watch as she machetes a user who left his userid and password
> on a post-it on his PC allowing a rouge college intern to hack the system
> and destroy data.
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> /Clip
> Lisa: "YOU'VE USED THAT PASSWORD FOR THE LAST TIME MISTER!!!!", User:
> "NOooooooooooooo!" Hack hack slice slice Lisa: "Now where's that
> intern..."
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> Ross Mohan as her feisty sidekick. (envision Joe Pesci)
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> "Nice Cutting Lisa. So l-user, is it funny now? Does she make you laugh?
> Like a clown? Looks like we'll have to rewrite that song. 'The ankle
> bone's connected to the spinal cord...'"
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> Rachel Carmichel, as the goddess of manager destruction. Watch as she
> stuffs a chair down the throat of a manager for his really stupid ideas.
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> /Clip
> Manager: "But Rachel, don't you think that we could eliminate that 450g
> worth of data and save a lot of money in training, dba costs and license
> fees if we converted everything to Excel Spreadsheets? Why are you looking
> at me like that? No, now put down that chair that could be an OHSA
> recordable. Open Wide? Oh, you silly. I've already had brunch with the
> steering committee. That's where this excellent excel idea came from. We
> can do this right? I figure 450 g isn't that much is it? All we have to
> do is get some PC's and a couple secretaries and... No, back away.
> Noooooooo." Stuff, cram, cram.
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> Eric Pierce as Master Po giver of infinite knowledge.
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> "Grasshopper. You will find all you need at these links."
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> Director Jared Still, in a special appearance. He dispatches another
> developer for bad locking practices:
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> "Six table locks? For a three table select? I asked for code and you
> bring me this. What have I done to deserve this disrespect. To the acid
> baths with him..."
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> Christopher Bowes as the thoroughly confused rookie:
> /Clip:
> "HELP!... Am I an idiot? Well, no I don't think so. What's an idiot?
> RTFM? What's an RTFM? Read the what? What's a concepts manual. What's a
> concept? That's nice, but what is a database? I've got to build one for
> my boss today. I told him I would and my performance review is at 3pm...
> Is 15 minutes enough time to build a 40 terabyte base? But I thought DBA's
> did nothing but get in the way of us developers... What's a tablespace?
> What's a table"
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> Other special appearances by Steve Adams, Christopher Spence, Joe Testa and
> lots of others from the Oracle-L. See them all as you've never seen them
> before.
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> See Oracle-L, the UNCUT version. Coming this fall.
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> Sorry, folks, slow day...
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