that too.... I found that after I finished eating lunch, there was almost as much in "garbage" (inedible food) left in the lunch box as there was in "food" when I opened the box.
The potato chips were usually good though :) --- Brian McGraw <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > >>1. IOUG Live Sandwiches are made by Oracle .... you can't break in! > > UnBreakable, InEdible. > > Brian > > -----Original Message----- > Stephen > Sent: Thursday, April 25, 2002 9:03 AM > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L > n > > Good morning everyone: > > Since everyone was wondering what the Top 10 things were from IOUG > Live!, > I went to the source: Ian Abramson, Director of Educational > Programming > for > the IOUG and the person that provided this jocularity. Here they > are: > > Here is the top 10 list: > Top 10 Lessons Learned at IOUG Live 2002 > From the home office in Chicago, IL > 11. (added during speech) If you go to Tijuana don't drink the water > 10. > Scott Tiger is real! > 9. Finding ways to bring humor into your workday does not mean > laughing > after doing a shutdown abort on your production database .... by > mistake. > 8. Kellogg's may have a Mini-Wheat, but the IOUG has a Mini-Dean 7. > It > is > possible to print an onsite agenda on the head of a pin or grain of > rice. > 6. SQL*Net = The dollar amount derived by subtracting the money > generated > by owning Oracle from the cost of the license. > 5. You will find your way around the Convention Center not later > than > Thursday afternoon > 4. San Diego is colder than Canada > 3. Hashing is not illegal > 2. In the brain of the DBA. "Session 504 has been moved to room 30A" > means > "alter session 504 move tablespace 30A" > And the #1 thing I learned at IOUG Live > 1. IOUG Live Sandwiches are made by Oracle .... you can't break in! > > Ian Abramson > > > Thank You > > Stephen P. Karniotis > Product Architect > Compuware Corporation > Direct: (248) 865-4350 > Mobile: (248) 408-2918 > Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > Web: www.compuware.com > > -----Original Message----- > Sent: Wednesday, April 24, 2002 7:08 PM > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L > Subject: RE: Anything new from IOUG? + "OWI" Born!! (Anjo/Mogens, > please n > > no, the Tijuana trip we were very careful not to drink the water (hm, > that left only alcohol!) > > I just didn't write them down, was having too much fun just listening > to them > > > --- "Freeman, Robert " <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > >> I don't remember the rest > > > > Was that because of the water in Tijuana?? :-)) > > Sorry I missed out on that, but I got otherwise > > involved in something. > > > > RF > > > > -----Original Message----- > > Sent: Wednesday, April 24, 2002 3:28 PM > > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L > > please > > n > > > > > > One I know was "bring a coat to San Diego" > > > > for those of you not at IOUG, San Diego, a city that is supposedly > > warm > > was COLD and everyone was freezing there > > > > they added a "zero" -- when you go to Tijuana, don't drink the > water" > > > > I don't remember the rest > > > > > > --- "Freeman, Robert " <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > So, do you remember the other top 10 items?? > > > > > > Robert > > > > > > -----Original Message----- > > > Sent: Wednesday, April 24, 2002 11:39 AM > > > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L > > > please > > > n > > > > > > > > > it was also mentioned at the Oracle of Oracles closing session, > in > > > the > > > "top 10 things I learned in San Diego" :) > > > > > > > > > --- Cary Millsap <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > > Might have been Dave too, but I mentioned it in my > > > "Misunderstandings > > > > About Oracle Internals" talk at IOUG on Tuesday... > > > > > > > > > > > > Cary Millsap > > > > Hotsos Enterprises, Ltd. > > > > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > > http://www.hotsos.com > > > > > > > > > > > > -----Original Message----- > > > > Sent: Monday, April 22, 2002 10:58 PM > > > > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L > > > > n > > > > > > > > I think it was Dave Ensor... > > > > > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > > > > To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L" > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > > > Sent: Monday, April 22, 2002 6:30 PM > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hi Connor, > > > > > > > > > > Somebody (I think it was Cary) mentioned your little PL/SQL > > > > procedure > > > > that > > > > > will provide any required CHR. So you are famous, even if you > > > were > > > > not > > > > > present :) > > > > > > > > > > And yes, without seeming to migrate to the CHR camp, there is > > > some > > > > merit > > > > in > > > > > what you are saying. However, I would suggest that tracking > > > > 'normal' > > > > delta > > > > > values of 'cache buffer chain' gets, misses, spins and sleeps > > > from > > > > > V$SYSTEM_EVENT/V$LATCH, as well as deltas of 'table scan rows > > > > gotten' > > > > vs > > > > > 'table fetch by rowid' would be a better 'ratio' than the CHR > > > which > > > > will > > > > > only serve to feed a myth. The former would give you some > > > > indication > > > > of > > > > LIO > > > > > (and the stress it causes on the system) and the latter will > > > > indicate > > > > raw > > > > > requirements that were met but were the ones that drove > PIO.... > > > As > > > > for > > > > me, > > > > I > > > > > detect changes in the following SQL and page out to an > on-call > > > DBA > > > > when > > > > some > > > > > set limits are exceeded: > > > > > > > > > > select event, count(*) from v$session_wait > > > > > group by event; > > > > > > > > > > This does show the 'current' bottleneck and I still remain > true > > > to > > > > the > > > > > calling of OWI!! > === message truncated === __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! 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