Next thing you know some of the management types may
take offence to that column name...!!( However clearly
it depicts them..!!)
Lets rename the table as Janus after the 2 faced greek
GOD.
( Jared since we ARE discussing DUAL this is not OT is
it.?.;) )

RS

--- Alexandre Gorbatchev
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> And one column :)))
> 
> SQL> describe dual
>  Name                                      Null?   
> Type
>  ----------------------------------------- --------
> ------------------------
> ----
>  DUMMY                                             
> VARCHAR2(1)
> 
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> 
> > RS wrote: What kinda name is dual...sounds
> suspicious..;)
> >
> > Especially when you consider that DUAL has ONE
> record only :-))
> >
> > Yechiel Adar
> > Mehish
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> >
> > > While you are at it can you fix that name
> too...? What
> > > kinda name is dual...sounds suspicious..;)
> > > RS
> > > --- "Khedr, Waleed" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> wrote:
> > > > So did you fix it?
> > > >
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> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Want to have a good laugh?... read on... I
> don't
> > > > think its OT :)
> > > >
> > > > A few minutes ago, my co-worker DBA was
> 'ordered' by
> > > > one of the Oracle
> > > > Duhvelopers from our 'preferred vendor' to fix
> the
> > > > DUAL table so that the
> > > > application will get a *specific* Sequence
> Number
> > > > for something.
> > > >
> > > > DBA: Why do you think DUAL is the problem?
> > > > Duhveloper:  ...'cause I see the PL/SQL code
> that
> > > > says 'from dual'.
> > > >
> > > > Boy! Are we in trouble or what??   ;)
> > > >
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