LOL! I had to ponder this for a few seconds.
Good one Steve. Jared On Tuesday 18 June 2002 14:23, Orr, Steve wrote: > Here's a performance tuning query to help identify the problem: > > > SELECT column_name "The problem is the..." > FROM dba_tab_columns > WHERE owner='SYS' > AND table_name = 'DUAL' > / > > :-) > > -----Original Message----- > Sent: Tuesday, June 18, 2002 2:13 PM > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L > > > So did you fix it? > > -----Original Message----- > Sent: Tuesday, June 18, 2002 3:07 PM > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L > > > Want to have a good laugh?... read on... I don't think its OT :) > > A few minutes ago, my co-worker DBA was 'ordered' by one of the Oracle > Duhvelopers from our 'preferred vendor' to fix the DUAL table so that the > application will get a *specific* Sequence Number for something. > > DBA: Why do you think DUAL is the problem? > Duhveloper: ...'cause I see the PL/SQL code that says 'from dual'. > > Boy! Are we in trouble or what?? ;) > > - Kirti -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Jared Still INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services -- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California -- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists -------------------------------------------------------------------- To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
