Allegedly, even cars will have ctrl-alt-del buttons. I leave the automotive implementation of BSOD to your imagination. I can envision people bragging about their brand new cars: "I have one, I forgot the maker, but it has 64GB of RAM, 4.8 GHZ CPU and the latest WheelBlaster+ with MS 2007 tires". To quote the good, old Satchmo: what a wonderful world!
> -----Original Message----- > From: Grabowy, Chris [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Friday, October 11, 2002 11:39 AM > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L > Subject: RE: Verrrry interesting article at MetaLink > > > (shaking my head) > > You guys are killing me. Since Microslop is going to include > SQL Server > Enterprise edition with every copy of Windows, Windows CE, Windows > Mobile, etc, Oracle will lose considerable market share. Dozens of > lawsuits will be filed, but since MS has paid off all the judges, the > President, Congress (like today) it won't matter...Oracle will be > history... > > -----Original Message----- > Sent: Thursday, October 10, 2002 3:50 PM > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L > > > > 2007 would not give enough time to complete the class time > for the more > rigorous OCP 256i requirements. Quit spreading false rumours. > > -----Original Message----- > Sent: Thursday, October 10, 2002 2:28 PM > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L > > > That's interesting. I'd heard it was for OpenWorld '07. > > John P Weatherman > Database Administrator > Replacements Ltd. > > > > -----Original Message----- > Sent: Thursday, October 10, 2002 1:04 PM > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L > > > Actually, Oracle 256i is slated for a June, 2012 release. > > -----Original Message----- > Sent: Thursday, October 10, 2002 11:39 AM > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L > > > Wow! That's the way to have your name remembered for eternity! Having > your name carved in stone is one thing, but having your name embedded > into the oracle source code is something much better. Jared, in a few > millenniums, with Oracle 256(i?) you'll be one of the most celebrated > individuals in the galaxy, standing next to Hari > Seldon or Zaphod Beeblebrox. > > > -----Original Message----- > > From: Cary Millsap [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > > Sent: Thursday, October 10, 2002 3:58 AM > > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L > > Subject: RE: Verrrry interesting article at MetaLink > > > > > > I've learned that those two emotions are not mutually exclusive. > > > > If you name's not in Oracle's source code somewhere, then > I'd suggest > > you write someone at Oracle a note. It's an easy problem > for them to > > solve. > > > > > > Cary Millsap > > Hotsos Enterprises, Ltd. > > http://www.hotsos.com > > > > Upcoming events: > > - Hotsos Clinic, Oct 15-17 Dallas, Dec 9-11 Honolulu > > - 2003 Hotsos Symposium on OracleR System Performance, Feb > 9-12 Dallas > > - Jonathan Lewis' Optimising Oracle, Nov 19-21 Dallas > > > > > > -----Original Message----- > > Still > > Sent: Thursday, October 10, 2002 2:13 AM > > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L > > > > > > > > Dear list, > > > > I found something rather interesting on MetaLink today. > > > > While doing a little research on UTL_FILE, I came across document # > > 1050919.6. This document deals with how to dump a table to > an ascii > > file. > > > > http://metalink.oracle.com/metalink/plsql/ml2_documents.showDo > > cument?p_d > > atabase_id=NOT&p_id=1050919.6 > > > > I began to think the code looked a little familiar. Then I saw the > > temporary file name of '_dtmp.sql', which was rather reminiscent of > > file names I use. > > > > Further perusal revealed that the comments were written > > by yours truly, and match word for word those I added to > > the dump.sql script years ago. > > > > See for yourself: http://www.cybcon.com/~jkstill/util/zips/dump.sql > > > > I don't know whether to be flattered or upset. > > > > Jared > > -- > > Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com > > -- > > Author: Jared Still > > INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > > Fat City Network Services -- 858-538-5051 http://www.fatcity.com > > San Diego, California -- Mailing list and web > hosting services > > > --------------------------------------------------------------------- > > To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message > > to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in > > the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the > > name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may > also send > > the HELP command for other information (like subscribing). > > > > -- > > Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com > > -- > > Author: Cary Millsap > > INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > > Fat City Network Services -- 858-538-5051 http://www.fatcity.com > > San Diego, California -- Mailing list and web > hosting services > > > --------------------------------------------------------------------- > > To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message > > to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in > > the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the > > name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may > also send > > the HELP command for other information (like subscribing). > > > -- > Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com > -- > Author: Gogala, Mladen > INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > Fat City Network Services -- 858-538-5051 http://www.fatcity.com > San Diego, California -- Mailing list and web hosting services > --------------------------------------------------------------------- > To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message > to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') > and in the > message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or > the name of > mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP > command for other information (like subscribing). > -- > Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com > -- > Author: Gesler, Rich > INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > Fat City Network Services -- 858-538-5051 http://www.fatcity.com > San Diego, California -- Mailing list and web hosting services > --------------------------------------------------------------------- > To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message > to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') > and in the > message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or > the name of > mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP > command for other information (like subscribing). > -- > Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com > -- > Author: John Weatherman > INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > Fat City Network Services -- 858-538-5051 http://www.fatcity.com > San Diego, California -- Mailing list and web hosting services > --------------------------------------------------------------------- > To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message > to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') > and in the > message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or > the name of > mailing list you want to be removed from). 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