Group, 

After another run-in with Storage, 
need to Vent Some frustrations:

BAARF !!!!

Thank you.

While I'm at it, 
let me add some other RAD ideas:

Frustrated by vendors and manuals, 
we were about to turn BAARF into: 
battle against any Raw Filesystems 
(Yes, Yes, I know, a raw-dev is not a FS).

But, not wanting to thread on other ppls turf, we thought 

CCCP: 
for Compulsory use of a Clustered Computing Platform, 
whose mission should be to elimiate all usage of 
Mulitple, In-duh-vidual, ORACLE_BASE/HOMEs 
and to enforce the use of single-installed Oracle software 
on Clustered file systems.

And to stay in the same retro-atmosphere, we looked at: 

USSR: 
for Usage of Single System Rollout: 
to proclaim the use of sinle-installed ORACLE_BASE/HOMEs, 
partly inspired by OpenSSI.org

More ideas anyone ? 

Don't start me on: 
the RAC party : Ridiculous Acronym Creators 
followed by 
the RAW devices: Ridiculous Acronym Worshippers 
or just plain: 
FAD : Funny Acronym Department ? 

No harm, no offence intended anywhere
(except for some storage ppl, maybe)

Getting Late... 
Tomorrow is 10G lanch-Europe, 
and all these ideas will be legacy.

Regards, 

PdV

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