RE: Unintentional Humor

[Vergara, Michael (TEM)]

Hey...I don't have a "tnsping0"!  Heck, I don't have

"agtctl0" or any of the other "*0" programs!  How do I

install them?  Where is the hidden $ORACLE_HOME/bin?  If

my management finds out that I bungled the install of 9i

I could be in deep doo-doo.

 

<chuckle>

...or not...

</chuckle>

-----Original Message-----
From: Stephane Paquette [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Monday, October 06, 2003 12:19 PM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
Subject: RE: Unintentional Humor

You mean the hidden $ORACLE_HOME/bin directory

 

Stephane Paquette

Administrateur de bases de donnees

Database Administrator

Standard Life

www.standardlife.ca

Tel. (514) 499-7999 7470 and (514) 925-7187

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-----Original Message-----
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]On Behalf Of Daniel Fink
Sent: Monday, October 06, 2003 3:04 PM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
Subject: Re: Unintentional Humor

I see what you mean. Too funny!

Hmm...I guess I've been wrong all these years. And all that time I wasted reading the official documentation on such "undocumented" and "hidden" programs like export/import, sql*loader, tkprof...
 

[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

OK, well I thought it was funny.

Doing a google search on some Oracle stuff, I found the following page.

http://www.dba-oracle.com/bp/bp_book6_utils.htm

Scroll down a bit?  Do you see the funny part?
 

Jared