What the hell? Can I have some of that stuff you're smoking? lol

On Tue, May 3, 2011 at 2:42 PM, Scott Barnes <[email protected]> wrote:
> Market share really isn't the end game, having a browser being the most
> popular was a curse/blessing in one. When they had it nobody in the company
> had a clue on what to do with it all they knew was to increment its growth
> was to do so very slowly given any breaking changes could end up hurting the
> interweb (thus you see the IE6 to IE9 fail trajectory today). All they knew
> was they had to do something quick and just like Gorillaz once wrote in a
> song "caught up in the conflict / between his brain and his tail" is how
> that saga played out - by the time the team figured out what to do with
> it market-share tanked, Silverlight / XBAP was born and now its about
> retreating back to the browser & try again.
> The future of IE9 is to storm the script kiddy developer beach heads,
> provoke HTML5 + AJAX war chants get everyone excited about the purity of
> ACID compliance and 3D via Interweb then when everyone is lulled into a HTML
> Utopian high ...boom goes the dynamite, out comes the forked Desktop Native
> API friendly addons to IE thus enabling "Look mah, I can haz ur desktop app
> with my script k3iddy er33tness JavaScript/HTML5 mass celebration of
> mediocrity" then when that occurs queue the next iteration of what we see
> today as WPF/Silverlight coming back in via a massive "We're sorry, check
> out our new improved UX Platform" followed by the ye olde Microsoft Playbook
> being resurrected again and again.
> Windows is thine name, I for one embrace my new Windows 8 Overlords. I
> figure join the cult early that way you can build trust and get closer to
> the ground zero of stupidity... come...follow me into the cloud for ye shall
> see the foggy brilliance of what makes lemmings jump off cliffs!! :)
>
> ---
> Regards,
> Scott Barnes
> http://www.riagenic.com
>
>
> On Tue, May 3, 2011 at 4:24 PM, Tony Wright <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>> Microsoft has released this to presumably attempt to increase market
>> share, or at the very least not lose market share to competitors such as
>> Chrome, perhaps rushed out in desperation when it wasn’t ready, due to
>> Chrome’s new version launch.
>>
>>
>>
>> Of course, if this is making me reluctantly look at other browsers, I am
>> firmly of the belief that this version will actually lose Microsoft browser
>> market share far more than if they hadn’t have released it at all, because I
>> would have continued using the old browser. Now I hate the new browser, and
>> don’t appear to have a path back to IE8. So my only solution is to change
>> Brands.
>>
>>
>>
>> T.
>>
>>
>>
>> From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]]
>> On Behalf Of Tony Wright
>> Sent: Tuesday, 3 May 2011 3:42 PM
>> To: 'ozDotNet'
>> Subject: RE: IE9: why do I hate it so much
>>
>>
>>
>> Oh yes, I forgot about the crashes.
>>
>>
>>
>> From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]]
>> On Behalf Of Corneliu I. Tusnea
>> Sent: Tuesday, 3 May 2011 3:11 PM
>> To: ozDotNet
>> Subject: Re: IE9: why do I hate it so much
>>
>>
>>
>> I'm in the same boat.
>>
>> I totally dislike the tabs. Even more my tabs don't always open. I can
>> consistently get my IE stuck in opening a tab. It "opens" and switches to
>> the new tab but the tab never appears and I can't go back. I'm left with
>> only one tab with the "your most popular sites" and everything else locked
>> up.
>>
>> I get this 10 times a day. (this is on a fresh installation less than 10
>> days old install).
>>
>> I also dislike the "Your most popular sites" thing. I need to see the
>> screenshot not just some logos and a random useless text.
>>
>> I think Metro started to take over usability. Oh, and don't get me started
>> on the favourites and plugins and random stupi*** ActiveX extensions.
>>
>> I tried to use it in anger for few weeks. Now I only use it for OWA and
>> SharePoint access.
>>
>>
>>
>> I think IE9 is the Vista of IE :)
>>
>>
>>
>> Corneliu
>>
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>>
>>
>> On Tue, May 3, 2011 at 1:49 PM, Scott Barnes <[email protected]>
>> wrote:
>>
>> Its pretty common mistake made often daily. Abstracting users from Time is
>> also quite hard to achieve especially given the array of variables that a
>> browser can come attached with (CPU / GPU speeds, Bandwidth Latency, Task /
>> Processes running in background ..ie I/O latency etc).
>>
>>
>>
>> If you're bored read this study on Progress Bar's and just how stupid we
>> human beings can be on a little ol Progress Bar
>>
>>
>> https://ritdml.rit.edu/bitstream/handle/1850/10867/33058_pdf_29344_26CF3AD6-D9B7-11DE-BDEF-B767F0E6BF1D.pdf?sequence=1
>>
>>
>>
>> Now amplify that across all your user interface principles.
>>
>>
>>
>> As for IE9 sucking? yeah I don't:
>>
>> Metro "back" button. I'm kinda drinking the Microsoft pre-ordained cookie
>> cut UI Metro Koolaid but seriously big BACK buttons aren't exactly smart
>> unless you have some kind of weird Fits & Hick's law voodoo going on?
>> Tabs are two narrow in height. On a desktop I can live with this, but on a
>> laptop resting on my - lap - using a track pad on say a train? ..its kind of
>> a mini game of "See if you can hit my X and win a prize"
>> Alerts at the bottom. Sure I get the whole "Hey its a passive info-ware
>> area!" moments of goodness. It however is hard at times to distinguish
>> between the site i'm currently on and the IE chrome. Furthermore "Show all
>> Content" alerts when folks bring in ext resources via SSL sites are freaking
>> annoying. I'd prefer it just say "Would you like to forgive this site from
>> here on out of its SSL naughtiness? - *click* Forgive it is"
>> No dashboard page? - I love my chrome dashboard thumbnail of frequently
>> visited sites...
>> etc..
>>
>> I could list a few "why i dislike IE" more.. but for me at the end of the
>> day it's a Chrome Clone..so while I know how IE9 came to be from
>> inside/outside Microsoft perspective(s) it still feels a bit cheapened to
>> just catchup to the guy (Google) who picked a fight with you in the
>> Browser-school yard? they could do more - that is if they manage to stop
>> losing their team members to the Google Chrome team :)
>>
>>
>>
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>>
>>
>>
>> ---
>> Regards,
>> Scott Barnes
>> http://www.riagenic.com
>>
>>
>>
>> On Tue, May 3, 2011 at 12:34 PM, Michael Minutillo
>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>> Just goes to show you it doesn't matter how fast it actually IS, it
>> matters how fast it FEELS to the end user. Good UI is psychology more than
>> engineering.
>>
>>
>>
>> On Tue, May 3, 2011 at 10:27 AM, David Connors <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>> On Tue, May 3, 2011 at 11:39 AM, Winston Pang <[email protected]>
>> wrote:
>>
>> I mean it actually feels a lot slower to load her up as well, compared
>> to chrome, not sure how google did it, but it feels so much more
>> smoother and faster to use chrome than anything else, I mean creating
>> a new tab in chrome feels so damn fast!
>>
>>
>>
>> If you can get past the dreadful performance of the speaker in this video,
>> it explains why it is so fast. Good engineering and a helping of smoke and
>> mirrors. :)
>>
>>
>>
>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymgXTdWWNUU
>>
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