On Thu, May 9, 2013 at 2:53 PM, David Richards <[email protected] > wrote:
> Caller: I don't have a keyboard. > > Strangely enough, I bet real help desk calls are much worse :) > > David > > "If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes > will fall like a house of cards... checkmate!" > -Zapp Brannigan, Futurama > > > On 9 May 2013 14:49, Ken Schaefer <[email protected]> wrote: > >> Caller: "Hello. I can't find my Windows desktop"**** >> >> Helpdesk: Press the Windows Key and the letter D at the same time**** >> >> ** ** >> >> Caller: "No, I can't see my start menu."**** >> >> Helpdesk: Press the Windows Key**** >> >> ** >> > Caller: "My keyboard doesn't have that" (noobs don't necessarily realise that a wavy icon is a windows key, or a weird representation of a menu is a ... ?) > ** >> >> You should try managing server 2012 via RDP sometime. It really is just 1 >> pixel in the bottom left which is nearly impossible to click on unless your >> RDP is full screen. **** >> >> ** >> > Edge based mouse gestures are great *unless* your edge is in a window. > ** >> >> What do you need on the Start screen on Windows Server 2012?**** >> >> ** >> > Control panel? File Explorer? Browser? Office? > ** >> >> Cheers**** >> >> Ken**** >> >> ** >> > -- Meski http://courteous.ly/aAOZcv "Going to Starbucks for coffee is like going to prison for sex. Sure, you'll get it, but it's going to be rough" - Adam Hills
